Monday, June 30, 2008
Q AND A PORTION!
* I would say.. "Thanks.. but I am taken.."
2. Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for
* before we were not in good terms.. but after 2 years.. we became friends...
3. Where did you last sleep other than your house?* My barkadas place, my partner's place..
4. Do you have a best friend? OF COURSE!
5. Do you smoke?
* Yes.. Malborro Lights..
6. Do you remember what you were like a year ago?
* same kung anu ako ngayon..
7. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
*My partner's Lola.. sobrang badtrip!
8. Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
Office.. wanna go home!
9. Wht are you listening to?
* Sherwin, my seatmate..talking to a customer..
10. When will your next kiss be?
* where my partner wants it to be.. lol
11. Where do you keep your money?
* wallet
12. Do you love someone right now?
* YEP!
13. Do you like someone right now?
* I like my partner..
14. Who was the last person to call you pretty?-
* my gf (bolero!)
15. Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
*Yes.. my boy friends.. ok lang.. parang lil sister nila ako!
16. Where did your last hug take place?
*before I slept kahapon..sa house ng partner ko..
17. Where were you at 3:02am?
* Office.. taking calls..
19. How do you feel about the person who texted you last?
*wala naman akong phone ngayon..
20. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
*YES.. :)
21. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
*Several times!
22. Who did you last go out to eat with?
* Mcdonalds..with Ipe and Tentay
23. Do you have unlimited texts?
* Wala nga akong phone ngayon!
25. When is the last time you took a nap?
* sa FX, on my way to work..
26. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
*kulit naman neto!
27. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?
* Depends..
28. Do you wear glasses?
*NO..My eyes are still ok..
29. What are you looking forward to in the next month?
* August??
30. The way to win your heart?
* I dunno.. uber sweet and thoughtful
31. how was your weekend?
* It was ok.. just rested.. for a change!
32. Are you dating the last person you kissed?
* Weve been steady for 1 year and 9 months
33. What are you like when you're drunk?
* a crybaby.. thats when my emotions burst!
34. The last person you fought with
*Kunene.. petty lang!
35. What were you doing last night at 10pm?
*Taking calls
36. How long is your hair?
*shoulder length
37. Last text message received?
*************************
38. Name what's on your mind right now?
I WANNA GO HOME!
39. What were you last listening to?
* My seatmate nga!
40. When was the last time you sang out loud?
* lage naman eh!
41. What do you really want right now?
*I wanna to earn more!
42. When was the last time you got yelled at?
*Yesterday!
43. Who do you really want to see right now?
*My mom and siblings!
44. Are you a player?
Never was..never will..
45. Who was the last person you slept in a bed with?
* My girlfriend!
FEAR FACTOR

Friday, June 27, 2008
How to make your partner dig you more
- You have to look pretty all the time.. Maybe not pretty..presentable is the right word.. You partner doesn't want you to look like a "losyang".. or "napaglipasan na nang panahon".. A lil make up won't hurt you.. sexy dresses and minis will turn your partner on.. But don't over dress.. Your partner might think your a walking Christmas tree.
2. Be adventurous....
- Do something new with your partner.. You can go bungee jumping or sky diving together.. You can drive around the city or go hiking .. Doing new things together can spice up the relationship.. You'll both learn and enjoy at the same time...
3. Be friends with your partner's buddies..
- Befriending your partner's buddies is good.. It will secure your partner allot.. Your partner will not worry that in case he leaves you with his friends, you'll be comfortable and you wont easily get bored.. Its all also an advantage because you'll get information on where they go..what they do and who are they with.. It lessens paranoia.. hehehe!
4. Make sure the line of communication is open..
- Make sure that its always two way..give and take.. If there is something bothering you, ask your partner right away.. " Mas mabuting magtanong kaysa manahimik at maghinala"..
5. Don't try breaking the rules..
- Know your limitations.. and be careful in making decisions..
(You don't want your partner to do the same shit you've done..right?)
6. Don't forget the 3 important factors in a relationship..
" TRUST".. "LOVE" and "RESPECT"..
7. Make sure to satisfy your partner's sexual appetite..
- Try new positions... learn new tricks... watch kamasutra.. surprise your partner by wearing something kinky.. be naughty sometimes.. accomplish your partner's sexual fantasies.. But most importantly, make sure your your partner is satisfied..
"mahirap nang maghanap pa sila ng iba.. ika nga nila, nakakasawa ang paulit ulit na putahe"..
8. Be mysterious at times..
- Being mysterious at times will bring back the spark of your relationship.. Believe me.. when your partner tends to be too comfortable with you.. There would be a tendency that he or she will soon take you for granted..
9. Be a friend..
- Make your partner feel that you are not just his or her partner.. Share your thoughts with him/her.. Talk anything under the sun.. be a good listener.. Confide secrets and give out advices.. Cry with him/her.. be your partner's shock absorber..Let your partner know that he/she has a shoulder to lean on..
10. Love him for what she/he is...
- Love your partner for what she/he is.. not for what he/she has.. Dont try changing your partner's personality just to keep up with your own standards.. Let your partner change for you..
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Coz am a Freak.. Am a Weirdo..

Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Ako... Noon at Ngayon.. II
Noon...
SM MegaMall
Web.com Supah Agents
(Jham, Tentay and Joey)

Christmas Party 2007 * The Fort (Embassy)
(Edz, Gracia,mace, Tere,Mia,Grace,Eifel,Tentay,Jham Roge, Sir Jericho and Sir Marito)
Ako... Noon at Ngayon..
Noon...
Newbie in the call center industry...
Ngayon..
After 2 years of being an agent..
Princesa ng Bangkera Episode X (I am sorry..... NOT!)
Hindi na nawala ang paginum ni Trish.. Unti unti na syang nagiging alcoholic..kahit sino ay niyaya nyang uminom..Pinilit nang kanyang mga kaibigang pigilan siya.. But they cannot stop her.. the more na pag sabihan sya, lalong lumalala..
Trish: (karga karga ang isang bucket ng beer) Guys its time...
Mace Zee: (to the tune of Beer) Nais mo bang maglasing dahil wala na talaga sya?
Trish: (Pinipigilan ang luha) Of course not.. chocnut..pocnot..coconut..
Grumpy: (sisinghot singhot) yah right..
Donya Mia: (nakataas ang kilay)Tell it to the marines.. Im so sure, your waiting Dodong to text you and ask for forgiveness.. commom girl..
Bamboo: (Swaying from left to right) Azzzzzzzzzaaaaa!!
Trish: (nagpipigil paren ng luha) mga loka loka kayu! OO inaamin ko gusto ko magtext sya..magsorry.. OO inaamin ko nasasaktan paren ako.. OO inaamen ko gusto ko sya makita..gusto ko sya humingi ng tawad habang nakaluhod sya sa sang dosenang asin at my nakapatong na 4 na encyclopedia sa ulo nya...
Bamboo: (unti unting nag cracrack) OO! OO! baliw ka! whats the point girl..lalo ka lang masasaktan..
Mace Zee (to the tune of go on girl) yeah.. go on girl..go on girl...go on geeerrrl...
Donya Ria: (paubulong) .... ..... ....
Grumpy: (snorting) anu daw?
Donya Ria : (pabulong) ... ......... ....
Donya Rockee: Besy hindi kita maintindihan..chorva ka.. i max mo naman boses mo bakla!
Donya Ria: (Sumigaw to the highest level) ANG SABI KO MAGHANAP KA NALANG TRISH NANG MAS INTERESTING KAY DODONG..
(Sabay dumating ang flying carpet ni Madamme Sakto...)
Madamme: Anung kaguluhan ito...
Donya Rockee: Its Trish.. She so emo today again madamme.. like yah know.. she's making asa pa na Dodong will like text him or call him..
Donya Mia: (binatukan si Trish) gerl, gumising ka na nga! adik ka ba?ha?adik ka!
Madamme: ( Nag aarabian dance habang palapit sa mesa) Kala ko ba ok na yan.. Kala ko ba tapos na lahat..
Trish: (Yakap yakap paren ang bucket ng beer) Guys.. guys.. hindi nyu kase naiintindihan.. iba paren kapag nag sorry sya nang harap harapan..
Bamboo:(nagtatangal ng patay ng dahon sa katawan nya) panu kapag hindi sincere?
Trish: (pouting) Makikita mo naman skanya yun e!
Madamme: (dahan dahang umupo sa chair) Yan ba ang mag papatahimik sayu? Yan ba ang ikakaluwag ng kalooban mo? Mapapnata na ba ang loob mo kapag ginawa nya yun?(biglang pumikit)akin na nga ang mga palad mo...bigla akong may naramdamant ibang presensya..
(Inabot ni Trish ang kamay nya kay Madamme..)
Madamme: (Sinuot ang salamin nyang color purple) Hmm.. hooo..haa...hoohoo..haaaa....
Grumpy:(Nakasimangot) anu namang sabi ng mga varikuz beyns nya?
Madamme: May surpresang matatangap!
Trish: (hindi paren binibitawan ang bucket) WHAT? ANU?
Donya Mia: (binatukan uli si Trish) Kaya nga Sumprays e! sumprays!
Madamme: In a few days malalaman mo den..
Grumpy: (Makadikit na ang kilay) Hay nako.. uminom na nga tayu... in a few days pa pala..anu bayang dala mo?
Trish: Kurs
Mace Zee : (parang nag whiwhistle) Kuuuuurzzz?
Donya Ria: .... ...
Bamboo : Anu daw?
Donya Ria: ..... .......
Donya Rockee: Sige Girl kaya mo yan.. Laban lang bakla!
Donya Mia: Go! Go! Gooooooooo..... Ria!
(Moment of Silence...)
Donya Ria: taking a deep breath.. (biglang sigaw na makabasag pinggan) BAGO?
Grumpy: (shock ang muka) yun lang sasabihn mo?
Donya Ria: ..... ......
Madamme: Anu yun Iha?
Trish: Nevermind.. haaayyy.. anyways.. I aint sure kung bago e..
Bamboo: Anu pang inaantay mo.. lapag mo na yang bucket.. kanina mo pa bitbit..
Trish: Huh? Excuse me.. akin lang to... omorder kayu ng inyu..
(Sabay walk out...)
Umuwi si Trish dala dala ang sinabi ni Madamme sa kanyang matabang utak.. Hindi nya alam kung maeexcite sya sa sinabi ni Madamme o matatakot.. Sinubukan nyang itext ang Ina ni Dodong para mangamusta..
Message 1: Hi Tita.. Nangangamusta lang naman po? Anu bang balita sayo?
Reply1: Chubbylicious... I miss you...how are you?you are how?are you how?
Message2: hay tita, onti onting pinipilit maging ok..
Reply2: That's ok! Just hang in there girl.. I know he loved you.. Alam mo namang mejo twitsed ang utak ngayon ng anak ko..
Message3: Hindi tita.. I finally took a moment and I'm realizing that he is not coming back. I'll no longer see how the sunshine reflects the sides of his nose.. He is actually my sun Tita, pero now he's in somebody else's sky.. I know it's his loss not mine, but I'm really such a fool for him... =(
(Trish waited the reply for almost an hour..)
Finally..
Toooot...Tooot..
Reply3: Sorry for the reply chubbylicious.. I had to go to the comfort room.. nag nose bleed kase ako sa tinext mo saakin.. hidi kinaya ng brain ko ang sinabi mo...
Message4: Sorry tita, naglabas lang ang nang sama ng loob..
Reply4: I know you can do it! In time mawawala na ang pain na nararamdaman mo..ull be fine..
Repy5:Oh! before i forget, I talked to him couple of days ago.. and he told me na masama ang loob nya sayo..tungkol sa net daw..
Last Message: ah.. ganun po ba.. Thank you for the information Tita..
Hindi makapaniwala si Trish na may gana pang magalit si Dodong sakanya..Alam nyang malinis ang budhi nya at wala syang ginagawang masama.. Tinawagan nya agad si grumpy at isinalaysay ang balitang nasagap nya..
Grumpy: (sumisigaw) anu! ang kapal ng mukha nyang magalit! bakit? dahil ba sa mga nababasa nya sa webpage ni Bamboo? Ah.. gulity ba sya? defensive?o baka naman kase isip bata lang sya kaya nag react sya ng ganun...
Trish: Hindi ko alam..palagay mo?
Grumpy: Hay nako! letche sya!
Trish: Ikaw na bahalang mag kwento kanila bamboo ha... wala ako sa mood e!
Grumpy: Emo ka nanaman jan! ayusin mo nga buhay mo.. wala kang ginawa kundi mag emote..
Trish: Sige na...bye!
Biglang may nagtext kay Trish..
Tooot..toooot..
Message1: Hi chubbylicious.. nagkausap na ba kayu ni Dodong? alam mo na bang jan na sya magaaral this sem? ewan ko ba sa batang yun.. sobrang nagpumilit sya na jan mag aral..
*Blag*
Hindi na nakapag reply si Trish sa text ng mom ni Dodong... Nahulog ang brand new nyang cellphone sa sobrang gulat..Unti unti syang umupo sa sahig at luha nya tuloy tuloy na bumabagsak mula sa kanyang mapupungay na mga mata..Niyakap nya ang kanyang tuhod at dahan dahang dinuyan ang kanyang sarili.. Ang kirot na kanyang nadarama ay hindi basta basta.. Tila naririnig nya ang mabibilis na tibok ng kanyang puso.. palakas ng palakas..Tuloy paden ang kanyang paghagulgol..
Biglang bukas ang pinto..
Twos2x: Tita kakain na...
Tingnan ni Trish ang kanyang pamangkin ng masama at sinabing..
Trish: Punyeta.. Labas.. moment ko to.. panira ka!
To be continued....
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Miss mo ba? Ako miss ko!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Akoy isang pinoy..

Living in an over populated place where poverty and hunger is the worst enemy can really be frustrating..If we all stay in our country and get a job with a salary that won't even meet and satisfy the needs of one human being..and to think we have the manyana attitude.."Baka patay na tayo, baon pa ren tayo sa utang"..That's why most of us would think of going out of the country just to save our asses from getting hungry and of course to build a brighter future..
I am proud of my country.. I love the resources that surrounds me.. The tradition and culture.. The people, despite of the problems that they are experiencing manages to smile and embraces tomorrow with hope plastered in their faces. The only problem is.. The rich people becomes richer and the poor people becomes poorer.. But this can change..We can actually take Philippines out from the 3rd world country list..
How?
*Elect leaders who are willing to help people..not control people..
*Learn how to share.. Let's not be greedy and selfish..
*Stop Crab mentality..
*We have to love our country..not destroy it..
If we all change and be better citizens of this country...we will live in a place where everyone has more than enough..a better place..not only for some.. but for everybody..
Monday, June 16, 2008
THE WHOOO?

Sa isang gimikan ulit...
Umorder ang mag friefriends ng girlie drink..
Boy 1: Ayy.. bat an onte naman nan order naten..
Girl 1: Anu ka ba ganyan talaga ang serving nyan...
Boy 1: (making sipsip the stirrer with full force) ayaw naman..
(Nakita ni Girl 1 si Boy 1 sinisipsip ang stirrer.. deadma lang nung una)
boy 1: (Trying to make sipsip.. namumula na all over)
Girl 1: (Di nakatiis) hay nako.. ang onte nga ng drink naten no,, stir stir ko nga muna para tumagal.. (ginagamit ang stirrer)
Boy 1: (sa isip isip) aok pang halo pala... (sabay gaya kay girl 1)
(Moral lesson : hindi flat ang straw.. kaya tingnan mabuti bago sipsipin)
Sa isang mall..
Magkasama ang mag irog..
Girl : Tara na..
Boy : Tara mag elevator na tayu!
Girl : huh? Escalator kaya yan...
(Ok.. pagbigyan nyo na.. parehas namang nagsisimula sa "E" eh..)
Sa isang inuman..
kwentuhang bastos..
Girl 1: Anu ang tagalog ng cum ng girl..
Girl 2: Anu?
Butch 1: ay ako alam ko..
Girl 3: anu nga yun?
Girl 1: (bulong) hima..
Girl 3: anu daw?
Girl 1: hima nga..
Girl 3: aaahh.. himan!
(Kamusta naman ang cum naging cartoon character?!)
Mag magoofficemates na nakatambay..
Girl 1: San nakatira si friendship 1 ulit?
Girl 2: Ay alam ko yan.. sa Caintahhhhh..
Girl 1: yesh! Coniong pronunciation ng Cainta..
Girl 3: Anu pa yung isang sinasabi mo?
Girl 1: Alin yung Co-ge-yohh..
Girl 3: hahaha.. Cogeo kaya..
(Ang mga call center agents.. pati sa tagalog nagiging slang na!)
Lunch break
2ng officemates magkasamang bumibili ng kanin..
Butch 1: Bat kaya ayaw mag ring yung kay gerfren?
Girl 1: anung bang ginagawa mo?
Bucth 1: Teka.. (tinitingnan yung isang cellphone) o? bat may tumtawag sakin.. number lang..
(sinagot ng butch)
Butch 1: hello?hello?
Girl 1: sino ba yan?
Butch 1: ayaw naman sumagot (binababa)
(biglang napaisip si Butch 1)
Butch 1: ayyy.. yun pala number ko.. tinatawagan ko sarili ko..
(Pag gutom ba talaga ang tao nagiging adik?)
Sa isang call..
(Nag out bound is agent 1)..
Agent 1: Hi is Miss Smith is there?
(Short cut ka chong..)
Ako ang writer ng Princesa ng Bangkera

Tuesday, June 10, 2008
8 ball tournament

Friday, June 6, 2008
ABC -- its all about me!
A is for your age:24
B is for your burger of choice: Hmm.. Quarter pounder..
C is for the car that you drive: dont have one
D is for dog's name: dont have one too...
E is for an essential item you use each day: Jacket.. else ill freeze to death in the office..
F is for your favorite television show: cartoons..pokemon..doremon..sabrina the teenage witch.. second childhood
G is for favorite game: im lovin sims 2 as of the moment.. (thanks ipe for lending me your psp)
H is for hometown: Cagayan de Oro City
I is for instruments played:I play the guitar.. I know how but I'm not that good..
J is for favorite juice: green mango please....
K is for what you'd like to kick: ...
L is for last restaurant you dined at: Gerry's grill
M is for your favorite muppet: ...
N is for number of piercings you have: 2 at the left ear, 1 at the right..
O is for overnight hospital stays: car accident.. I was 5-6 years old that time..
P is for people you were with today: Albertine, her relatives, my officemates and close friends
Q is for what you do in quiet times: sleeping... day dreaming..playing psp..
R is for regrets: Lots.. to many to mention!
S is for status: Taken..
T is for time you woke up today: ahh.. 745 pm..i work at night..
U is for what you consider unique: everybody is unique.. i think.. lol
V is for favorite vegetable:do i have to answer this question? ugh!
W is for your worst habit: teeth grinding.. (my gf told me i grind my teeth when im asleep..)
X is for x-rays you have had: hmm.. chest....cheeck bone..
Y is for yummy food you ate today: Chicken nuggets and eggs (thanks sherwin!)
Z is for zodiac sign: Virgo.. Sensitive,perfectionist,stuborn..
Ortigas escapade..


Monday, June 2, 2008
Me, Myself and I..
