Episode VII (A close encounter with a carrot and palm reader)

Labis ang pagkatuwa ni Trish dahil unti unting natutupad ang mga plano nya.. Madalas man nyang naalala ang kanyang dating kasintahang si Dodong, Napapawi naman ang kanyang lungkot at hinanakit sa tulong ng kanyang mga kaibigan..

One saturday night.. Donya Ria, Mia, Rockee and Trish went out to watch Mace Zee's concert.. they had a blast.. Food and drinks were everywhere.. Guys were pratically begging just to get their numbers..

After the show, they all went to the backstage to congratulate Mace Zee...

Mace Zee: (in her soprano voice) How was it? ok ba? nagenjoy ba kayu?

Donya Ria: that was one great show.. That was very INTERESTING...congratulations!

(Biglang isang sosyal na babae ang nang agaw eksena..)

Madamme PJ: Mace Zee..My my... Dahleeng..you were marvelous out there! that was great.. Did you know that sold out lahat ng tickets mo! and the producers are thinking of giving you another project!

Mace Zee: (In her alto voice) really! Im so excited.. Thanks madamme!

Madamme PJ: and who are they?

mace Zee: (In her tenor voice) Oh, am sorry.. These are my friends.. Donya Ria, Donya Mia, Donya Rockee and Senyorita Trish.. Guys, meet Madamme PJ.. she's my new manager.. sya bahala sa lahat ng gigs ko...

Donya Mia: Nice meeting you!

Donya Rockee: oh.. panu naman mga bakla.. lets go..

Trish: wanna come with us madamme?

Madamme PJ: I would love too..

Trish: You can ride with me madamme.. sabay ka na den Mace Zee..

Mace Zee: (in her huskiest voice) What about the donyas?

Donya Ria: I'll go..

Donya Mia: I cant go, I have other plans..

Donya Rockee: ok lang bakla.. ako den.. my chorvang iba..mag callboy na lang tayo..pero sasabayan ko lang kayo.. I have a date pa e!yah knowww!

Trish: huh? callboy?may ka date kang callboy?

Donya Rockee: I mean.. convoy.. sorry naman tao lang..baklang toh! tara lets mga frenships.. gora na!baka malate ako!

(They went to one of the finest and most expensive club in the metro and rented a VIP room..)

Madamme PJ: Trish.. are you broken hearted right now.. correct me if im wrong.. niloko ka no?

Trish: (puzzled) panu mo nalaman madamme?

Mace Zee: Girl, I forgot to tell you nga pla.. Madamme is a carrot and palm reader..

Trish: Really.. Can you read my future?

Madamme: WHY sure....

(Biglang dateng si Bamboo..)

The Bamboo: (swaying) Sorry Im late..

Donya Ria: Thats ok.. sit down..ay by the way.. si Madamme PJ pala..

The Bamboo: (bending) Hi.. nice to meet you!

Trish: Go na madamme! hulaan mo na ako

The Bamboo: (adjusting her branches) Manghuhula ka?

Mace Zee: correction.. Carrot and palm reader

The bamboo: (swaying with delight) ay ako den.. kaya mo ba basahin ang mga lines ng bamboo ko? i wanna know my future!

Mace Zee and Donya Ria : Kame deeen..

Madamme PJ: Hold your horses.. isa isa..isa lang..

Trish: me first..me first..

Madamme: be quiet.. magcoconcentrate na ako...(nag memeditate) hummmmm.. hummmm.. hmm. ooh..ooh..yeah..ooh.. oohh..yeah..hmm..nuninuni..lalala..ehheeemmm....uhh..oohh.....

(unti unting umaangat sa upuan si madamme PJ.. lumalakas ang hangin sa paligid at biglang dumilim..)

Madamme: Trish buksan mo ang palad mo.. at huminga ng malalim.. tapos..tumambling ng 3ng beses sabay split..

(ginawa ng Trish ang utos skanya..)

(sinisipat sipat ang mga kamay)

hmm.. ayun dito...niloko ka ng isang taong mahal na mahal mo.. hmm..hmm.. ngunit, subalit,datapwat...wag kang malulungkot dahil my dadateng sayung 2 matipunong kalalakihan..liligawan ka..hmm..abaaaa!!bongaa! possibleng magpunta ka sa ibang bansa..pero..nako...hay!karumaldumal! nakikita ko na ang iyong maaring mapangasawa ay isang manloloko.. babaero.. scam.. kaya mag yngat ka.. (note: totoong hula po ito..)

Trish: anu pa!? Tell me..madamme!!gimme..gimme..gimme more..gimme more..

Madamme: sshhh! silence..hindi ka si brittney.. adik! wag kang maingay kapag nag coconcentrate ako.nawawala ang magic powers ko..lintik!

Anyway,highway,milkyway... nararamdaman ko ren ang presensiya ng sakit.. may matutuklasang kang hindi kanais nais.. kaya payo ko..wag kang mag iinternet.. wag muna! tandaan mo!wag kang magbabasa nng kung anu anu kung ayaw mong masaktan.. umiwas ka muna!

(kulog and kidlat effect)

Sumunod nang hulaan si bamboo, Donya Ria at Mace Zee.. iba iba ng reaction nila at interrpretasyon nang hula sakanila..

Samantalang tahimik paden si Trish pagkatpos syang hulaan ni Madamme.. Hindi sya mapakali.. Tila hinahatak cia pauwi para buksan ang laptop nyang apple at icheck ang webpage ng kanyang super exe..

When she arrived sa malapalasyong bahay nila.. She still cant get Madamme's voice out of her head.. parang echo na paulit ulit.. Something is pushing her to open her laptop and check the profile of her exe and Banky.. She fought hard.. but she lost..

Hindi makapaniwala si Trish nang makita nya ang bagong webpage ni Banky at Dodong.. She was shocked.. scared..horrified.. She can't bearly open her eyes because of dismay..Bumaba ang self esteem ni Trish..self confidence..nawalan sya nang respeto sa exe nya.. hindi nya akalaing ang ipapalit sakanya nya ay wala pa sa kalingkingan nya..Tiningnan naman nya ang primary picture ni Banky..laking gulat ni Trish at halos mahimatay sya sakanyang nakita...

(Ang primary picture ni Banky)

ANg TaAs noH? aNg TaAs TaAs NanG FiGhtiNg SpiRit Koh?

To be continued..