Jologs-inator

I was busy checking blog sites when I ran into this page: Jologs-inator


Ok.. I am a jejemon buster but the hell.. I can't help it.. I was curious on how they translate my message.. Here's the result:

My message:

"hi my name is jam. i am 27 years old. I work as a quality analyst for web development. I am not sure why I am doing this. hahaha!"

TRANSLATE:




HI mY~ NME Iz~ JAM P0Wh.~ i m 27~ YeARZ Old p0WH. i~ w0rK Az a qualITY ANlYSt for~ Web dEvElOPMEnT~ P0Wh. I~ m nOt~ XUR wHy~ i~ m DOIng ThIS p0wH.~ jajAja l0Lz!









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I also ran into this link: Bekimon

I sooo love the gay people.. I also did the same process and this is what i got:


My message:

"hi my name is jam. i am 27 years old. I work as a quality analyst for web development. I am not sure why I am doing this. hahaha!"

TRANSLATE:

"hi my name is jam. i am 27 years masyonda chenes. erlyn work as a quality analyst for web development chenelin. erlyn am not sure whyski i am doing this chorva. hahahatchi!chenelin"








erlyn super filet o' fish!! chorva!

100 Truths

1. Status = Attached

2. Nickname(s) = Jam,Jamjam,Jammy

3. Zodiac sign = Virgo

4. Fem or Stud or undecided = Fem

5. Elementary School = SHJMS CDO

6. Middle School = ?

7. High School = Roosevelt College

8. Hair color = Naturally black

9. Long or short = Shoulder Length

10. Loud or Quiet music = Quiet

11. Sweats or Jeans = Jeans

12. Phone or Camera = Phone

13. Health freak = Nah

14. Drink or Smoke= yes and yes



15. Do you have a crush on someone = yeah

16. Eat or Drink = eat

17. Tattoos = 2

18. Pepsi or Coke= Coke



HAVE YOU EVER?

19. Been Gay? =

20. Been in a relationship?= Yes

21. Been in a car accident? = when i was 5 years old

22. Been in a fist fight? = nope



FIRSTS

23. First piercing - Ears and nose

24. First REAL best friend - Dielyn Briggs

25. First award - With honors

28. First big vacation = Cebu and Bohol

29. Last person you talked to in person - QA Anne

30. Last person you texted - Velly

31. Last person you watched a movie in theaters with?- My ex

32. Last food you ate - Chicken and rice

33. Last movie you watched - omg.. valentines day i think?

34. Last song you listened to - Stuttering

35. Last thing you bought?- food

36. Last person you hugged - Velly


X IF YES:

45. [ ] wishes on 11:11

46. [x] celebrated(s) Halloween.

47. [x] had your heart broken

48. [ ] went over minutes/texts on your cell phone

49. [x] had someone question my sexual orientation

51. [ ] broken a bone

52. [x]skipped school

53. [x]did something you regret

54. [x] broke a promise

55. [x] hid a secret

56. [x] pretend to be happy

57. [x] met someone who changed your life

58. [x] pretended to be sick

59. [ ] left the country

61. [x] cried over the silliest thing

62. [ ] ran a mile

63. [x] went to the beach/ocean

64. [x] got into an argument with your friends

65. [x] hated someone

66. [ ] stayed single a whole year



CURRENTLY:

67. Eating: no

68. Drinking: no

69. Listening to: the developers talking

71. Plans for today: sleep when i get home

72. Waiting: for my shift to end

73. Want kids: nope

74. Want to get married: maybe..


76. OPPOSiTE SEX? same sex

77. Shorter or taller? taller if possible

78. Eye color? Brown eyes

79. Dark hair or light? dark

81. Hook-up or relationship? relationship

82. Looks or personality? personality



HAVE YOU EVER----

83. Lost glasses/ contacts? no

85. Held a gun/knife for self defense? No

86. Killed somebody? no

87. Broken someone's heart? yes

88. Been arrested? hell no



DO YOU BELIEVE IN

90. Yourself - I do

91. Miracles - Yes

92. Love at first sight - uhuh

93. Is there a God? - yes

94. Santa Claus - No

95. Sex on the first date - nope!

96. Kiss on the first date - if i like her why not

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? - yes..yes..yes..

98. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? yeah..sakto lang..

99. Is there something you would like to say to someone? Yes

100. Post as 100 truths

This is my life..part II

Moving back to Manila means I am going to stay with my Mom and my stepfather. Its a big change for me because first I am not close to my mom and second I don't like my stepfather. They rented a small room with two beds, one for me and the other for them. I didn't like the idea at first, but I had no choice.

I became friends with the kids in my neighborhood and we would spend hours playing basketball, volleyball and street games. I hated school though; I practically drag myself to school everyday. Well most of the kids there were classmates since elementary so the newbies were always picked on, that includes me. Not to mention that I came from CDO, so they all think that I was a probinsyana. Non stop teasing and bullying. FRKS (Fucking rich kids).

One funny experience I remembered was when I befriended a Sophie because she wanted to meet my seatmate (her friend had a huge crush on her). Since I had no idea what a lesbian looks like, I thought she just likes wearing baggy clothes. But when I saw her friend and another girl kissing, I was like "No way" is that possible? For an innocent probinsyana girl like me, that was something. I must say, that was my 1st lesbian encounter. Ha ha!

During my sophomore year, I was transferred to a different school. It was easy for me to fit in because everybody was nice and warm. No more bullies and bitches. Ho ray!I played basketball and volleyball for the school. Joined the cheering squad.participated in every activity.I even became a choir member!School was F-U-N. Well, except for the projects,reports, quizzes and exams. ha ha!

During my high school days mom got pregnant. At first, I was irritated because they didnt tell me that I was finally going to be an ATE. I was hurt because I knew that i wasn't going to be the center of attention anymore. I was jealous. But when Alexandra came into our life, I was overjoyed. She was so cute and so smart. A year after, mom gave birth to Gabriela. She was very pretty and adorable too. From being the only child, we became "the tres marias".

Our life was pretty much changing too. We had to cut expenses because of gabby and Alex. That means no more expensive shoes and clothing. No more trip to McDonald whenever I feel like eating spaghetti or burger. I have to admit that it was hard at first but I have to force myself to cope with the changes that's happening and be contented with what they give me.

High school life was ending, everybody became busy. School works,reviews etc. While everybody was busy studying for their UPCAT, I was still looking for a school where I can send my college application.I tried UST, failed to get the course that I want. I tried St. Joseph's College, got in and got the course that I really really liked.AB MASS COMMUNICATION. love it!

We all bid goodbye to our teachers and friends. Grad pics and diplomas were already given to us. Yearbooks signed and tears are all dried up. Next stop, college life...

To be continued...