I'm really not fond of KIDS.. especially toddlers.. I dunno why.. Its just that I don't have a thing for them.. I'm not the future-mother-raising-5- children kind of person.. yes I find them cute and cuddly and fun to play with.. But if you leave me alone with your kid for an hour... disaster! I'm telling you!
OK.. so kids are fine.. But I gotta be honest.. I have a certain standard when it comes to kids.. Let me enumerate the standards that I'm talkin' about :
1. The kid must be pretty / handsome
2. He or she should dress well and smell good (no sipon on the face or dirty hands and feet)
3. He or she must be polite and friendly
4. The baby should be super cute and adorable (even if he/she barfs allot)
5. The kid's face must be proportioned
6. He or she must be prim and proper
7. The kid should have a special talent
8. The kid must be well mannered
9. He or she must not be a spoiled brat!! SPOILED BRATS!!!
10. The kid should not be a CRYBABY! ( hate it when they cry because they don't get what they want)
Now,now.. I'm not saying this because I had a bad childhood experience.. in fact, I was loved by all.. I guess my patience with kids is not that long..and please don't think that I am being mean.. (wala lang talagang amor).. If only kids can think like adults.. act like adults.. mm??!! oh!oh! just like in the corn beef commercial.. (remember?).. Walk like a man, act like a man, talk like a man... dumbi..dumbi..dumbi.. (did i get the lyrics right?!) .. Then surely, I'd enjoy hanging out with them!
ciao!ciao!
OK.. so kids are fine.. But I gotta be honest.. I have a certain standard when it comes to kids.. Let me enumerate the standards that I'm talkin' about :
1. The kid must be pretty / handsome
2. He or she should dress well and smell good (no sipon on the face or dirty hands and feet)
3. He or she must be polite and friendly
4. The baby should be super cute and adorable (even if he/she barfs allot)
5. The kid's face must be proportioned
6. He or she must be prim and proper
7. The kid should have a special talent
8. The kid must be well mannered
9. He or she must not be a spoiled brat!! SPOILED BRATS!!!
10. The kid should not be a CRYBABY! ( hate it when they cry because they don't get what they want)
Now,now.. I'm not saying this because I had a bad childhood experience.. in fact, I was loved by all.. I guess my patience with kids is not that long..and please don't think that I am being mean.. (wala lang talagang amor).. If only kids can think like adults.. act like adults.. mm??!! oh!oh! just like in the corn beef commercial.. (remember?).. Walk like a man, act like a man, talk like a man... dumbi..dumbi..dumbi.. (did i get the lyrics right?!) .. Then surely, I'd enjoy hanging out with them!
ciao!ciao!
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