Episode III (Friends to the Rescue)

Trish couldn't believe that Dodong.. The one and only love of her life replaced her.. She discovered that the girl is a wannabe "it" girl.. a nobody..a "Bangkera"..Trish summoned all her friends to meet her..She needed their advises and encouragement..

(Tears, Peers and Beers)

Trish: (bawling to the nth power) I gave him everything.. Inuman pa tayu!!!!(lagok ng beer..)
Grumpy : (In her grumpiest voice) E kase naman binigay mo lahat..
Mace Zee: (in her sweetest tone) Infairness...
The Bamboo: swoosssshhh..swiiisssshhh...(with matching sway sway) hayaan mo na yun... Mag hanap ka nalang nang madidivertan mo ng attention.. hindi naman pwedeng habang buhay kang ganyan..
Trish: It harts yah know.. It harts.. (still bawling)..
The Bamboo: Atleast kilala mo na si Karmy...
Trish: Cno yon??
The Bamboo: (swiiissshhh..sway) Si karma!
Trish: yes.. hindi lang kilala..kilalang kilala!
Mace Zee: Ok lang yan.. Gusto mo sapakin ko sya 100 times for you?
Grumpy:(sunget mode paren) AaaAAAhh.. Baaasssttaaa!! Hindi mo kaylangan ibabaaaa sariliii mo sa level nyaaaa.. tandaaann mo yaaann!
Mace Zee (vocalizing) Infairness!
The Bamboo: Teka anu bang itchura nya?
Grumpy: (singhot..singhot) Di ko masyadong nakita.. Leche kase tong si trish.. binubuksan ko plang ung info nung gerl.. kulang na lang lumabas ung bibig sa telepono.. bulyaw ng bulyaw!
The bamboo: (bending) Anu nga?Maganda ba?payat?matangos ilong?maputi?maitim?
Trish: naka shades ka sya nun.. tpos naka side view.. patangos ilong effect.. ganun.. kaya lang hindi ko sya makita sa ibang pics nya.. hindi ko malaan kung sinu sya dun.. hunyango yata sya.. paiba iba ng itchura..
The Bamboo: (Swaying) For sure mag bibitchy-bitchihan yang girl na yan.. Shes sooo young and my god.. (asar effect)
Trish: Subukan nya lang..Nagkamali sya ng binanga.. Ako na nga nagrabyado.. kapal ng muka.. Kaya ko syang laitin simula sa barag barag nyang muka hangang sa mga inggrowne ng toes nya!
(EMO MODE...)
Per alam nyu... sa huling moment namen ni Dodong.. I called him.. I was soo stupid.. I even asked him to say I love you though he doesnt mean it anymore... May iba na pala syang sinasabihan nun... (Crayola ever...habang ginagawang tubig ang beer)...

Simula ng magkahiwalay sila ni Dodong.. naging favorite hobby nya na ang pagiyak at paginum..

To the rescue den ang mga party friends nyang sina Donya Rockee, Donya Ria at Donya Mia.. They invited her to go bar hopping..

(Dancing.. Partying.. Lacing)

Donya Rockee: Go bakla! tayuy rumampa na!!
Donya Ria: Oo nga.. hayaan mo na sya! marami pa naman Jan!
Donya Rockee: Corrected by!
Donya Mia: magenjoy ka lang! Hindi ka namen iiwan!
Trish: Thanks guys!
Donya Ria: No problem! lets Party! Sayaw tayu!
Trish: Teka ubusin ko muna tong Baileys.. chaka ung Frozen Margarita ko.. Teka iinumin mo pa yang sayu Rockee? akin na lang ha! Waiter.. waiter.. isang order pa ng frozen Margarita!
Donya Mia: Ayaw mo na alak.. Maglason ka na lang kaya!

Pansamantalang nawala ang poot at sakit na naramadaman ni Trish.. sa tulong ng kanyang mga party friends unti unti nakarecover si Trish..

Isang umaga..isang message ang natanggap ni Trish mula sa kanyang pinakakamamahal na si Chipmunk...

(From Dubai with love)

Chimpunk: shushang shoy sho!na shing hing shung..chit chang chuy la!mayingchowchow!chulaykwayla nyung tsa gang wa! sing shu way to!chuna ching chong chi.. bangkera kway la chengchang! haaaaiiiyyy..shi shu shwanget sha!

Natrinaslate naman ng boyfriend nya...

Mark's Translation:(ginagaya ang boses ni Chimpunk) hay naku momi! rason nya lang yung nagsasawa sya.. remember.. been there.. done that! chaka doll naman yang pinalit sayu.. mukang manikang nilublub sa putikan.. pabayaan mo na sya momi! hindi sya kawalan.. love u!miss u!

Tuwang tuwa si Trish sa pinapakita ng mga friends nyang support.. Trish started smiling again.. nawawala na ang sakit na nararamdaman nya.. Ngunit..

(Ube.. Bangkera.. Maldita)

Isang gabi habang nakatambay si Trish at ang Ate nya sa cofi shoppe.. Her ate confessed that she checked the webpage of Dodong and her new girlfriend.. The next words that came out of her ate's mouth made Trish's blood boil because of anger..

Ate: I saw her page and there was a caption saved for everyone to see... aside from that.. I also saw the new message of the girl when I checked Dodong site..
Trish: So what did she say..
Ate: Well.. she feels like the richest person in the world..something like that..
Trish: hay nako ate.. alam muna ag mga hampas lupa..nakakain lang ng imported kala mo mayaman na ren...hmm.. mukang interesante yan ha.. ill chek her page nga..

And so... the following morning.. She immdiately checked her page.. read the posts and messages coming from her TRUE friends.. She nervously checked Dodongs page and saw the girls message..

"DaRLiNg.. MiSs U.. EhEhEhe...I DonT ReALLy KnoW whY Im MiSsIn U AgAd.. EHEheHehe.. EvEryDaY NaMAn TaYu MagKaSaMa..eHeHehe..DoNt ForGet.. iLl W8 U ThEre In ThE PaNtALan.. DoNT foRgEt My SpAm HuH.. EhEhEhe..."

After checking the message she went directly to the girls page...

Trish felt bad when she read the message... naisip nya na the girl was using her ex to get the stuff that she never had..

"Sa wakas! Nakatungtung den ako sa langit..simula na ng pagbabago ng mundo ko..naakit ka sa malabilasa kung katawan..akin ka na ngayon!eHehe..Ngayon sabhn mo sinung panalo sateng dalawa?ikaw!oo ikaw!sagutin mo.."

That was the last straw.. The Bitchy side began crawling through her spine..

Trish: "Mabait ako.. pero hindi ako santa.. Tao ako.. Tinapakan na nga nila ang pride ko.. Hindi man lang ako nirespeto..Hindi nya kilala ang kinalaban nya.. Makikita nya.."

Inayos ni Trish ang page nya.. at sinave ang message nato..

"natututo akong magpakumbaba sa mga panget na tulad mo..pero isa lang masasabi ko.. balutin mo man sarili mo sa spam.. bangkera ka paden..amoy meatloaf.. bleh.."


To be continued..