Princesa ng Bangkera Episode II(Mahal..Sakal..Kalas..)

Trish and Dodong are both addicted to "Gunbound".. Walang araw ang hindi sila ng oonline..One day.. they accidentally bumped into each other..

Don pepot: hi..
Donya trish : Hey

(don pepot and donya trish are their game ids when they play gunbound..)

dp: galing mo pala no.. im pretty impressed!
dt : Hindi naman..
dp: cgru math major mo?
dt: hindi bakit?
dp: ang galing mo sa angles at range..
dt: nyeh! chamba lang yun..
dp: hindi mathematician ka talaga no!..
dt: panu mo naman nasabi..
dp: u add joy to my life.. u subtract the pain i am feeling..u multiply the beats of my heart and if u divide it..ur name is written inside...
dt: *sort'a kilig* watevah!

Ang simpleng usapan.. nauwi sa ligawan..cyberspace love affair ang labanan..

(Ligaw mode)

dp: I heart u
dt: chorva lang yan..
dp: hindi.. chuvachuchu na to!
dt: are u sure?panu si super ex mu?
dp: deadma bear na un.. i lurvee you..todo na toh!
dt: promise yan? walang eklabu..
dp: cross my heart and hope to die!
dt: cge na nga.. I heart u 2..

April 11, 2005 they were officially a couple.. from cybermode..textmode sila..

(Moments of Love..)

dp: eat na u?eat na me?
dt: miss me!miss u?
dp:where na u!d2 na me?
dt:sleep na me!sleep na u?
dp: love u?love me?
dt:love u 2? love me 2?

After 6 months.. They finally met..

(The eyeball..)

dp:*in his deepest visayan voice* hi hunie..this is por yu.. (about dip and dots na bubblegum and vanilla flavor)
dt: oh my..wow.. nagabala ka pa..ang sweet mo tlaga *blushing*
dp: tara hunie my lab su swet.. lits exferyens cufi der in the cufi experyens..
dt: lead the way my hunie bunch..cutie pie..(H.H.W.W)

But every relationship has its ups and down..

(texting..fighting..hurting)

dt:hun.. asan ka?

after 30 minutes..

dt: tulog ka ba? text me pagising mo..

after 2 hours..

dt: hun? hun?

after 4 hours..

dt: hun anu ba?
dt:hun galit ka ba?
dt:asan ka ba? magtext ka naman!
dt:hun? my kalyo ng daliri ko ayaw mo pang magreply jan!

after 6 more hours..

dt: lintik! hun-huntayin mo bang magwala ako bago ka magtext..
(beep..beep..)
dp:sorry.. hang over! just woke up...
dt: aaaaaarrrrrrrgghhhh .... (naging incredible hulk!)

There are times when they thought they almost had it..

(Ooopss.. ooohh.. oh no!)

dt: hunnie, I think Im preggy
dp: panu mo naman nasabi?
dt: d pa ako nagkakaron e..
dp: anu ka.. puberty stage plang?
dt: tanga! 4 months na..
dp: d kaya menopause ka na..
dt: *taas kilay* hindi ako ng bibiro..


There are times when Cupid plays tricks on them..

dt: puros ka volleyball..volleyball..
dp: anu ka ba naman! wag ka na magalit (iyak mode)
dt: sawa na ako sa volleyball.. ayuko na!!
dp: please pagusapan naten to!
dt: saksak mo yang volleyball na yan sa muka mo...volleyball..volleyball..hindi ba pwedeng basketball paminsan minsan!
dp: *sniff**with matching tulo uhog*.. sige.. kung d na talaga kita mapipigilan..kung san ka masaya.. im letting you go..
dt: (yakap).. eto naman joke lang.. tara nuod na tayo ng volleyball

After two years of love and Joy.. Dodong started to act different and wanted to break up with Trish..

(The first break up)

dp: its not u.. its me..
dt: what do u mean?
dp: i need space..
dt: tangna mo! e d pumunta kang outerspace..
dp: im serious.. i wanna find my self.. i wanna explore.. i wanna be free..
dt: nek nek mo! find yourself?are u lost..explore?scientist ka?free..bat nakakulong kaba.. (naghehesterikal)
dp: aaaahh! basta! bahala ka ayuko na muna!
dt: huhuhuhuhuh!boohooo!!waaahh!!

But god has been very good and he gave their relationship another chance..
Trish thought everything will be perfectly fine..but she was wrong..

Dodong decided to break up with Trish again!

(The big break up..)

dp: lahat ng araw kinuha mo!
dt: excuse me.. twice a week lang ako makipagkita sayu.. minsan hindi pa nga!
dp: e basta.. nagsasawa na ako..
dt: pe..
dp: its over..
dt: ba..
dp: hindi mo ba narinig ayoko na!
dt: hi..
dp:anu ba!hindi mo ba naiintindihan!
dt: lintik ka.. ayaw mo akong pagsalitain hayuf ka! e d ober kung ober! O. A mo! (wok awt)

( background music : the art of letting go)

Trish thought there was something fishy goin on.. So she did a lil investigating.. and she found out the truth..

(the truth will set you free! kill me)

The new girlfriend's message...

"dArLiNg..I MiSs U So MuCh.. MiSs Mo Ba Me?MaLaPiT N uNg UmALis.. I kNoW NamaN ItS FoR yOuR FuTure.. LuBos LuBusIn NaLaNg NatEn AnG NaTiTirAnG PaNahOn.. Oo NgA PaLa, WaG U kAKaLiMuTang DaLhaN Me Ng SpAm HA! AnTaYin KiTa Sa PaNtALan..Akin Ka LanG Ha! LoVe You!"

(To be continued...)