Where are you located?

This is funny.. Try finding the place where you are residing right now and it's meaning..



I.M.U.S. = I Miss U, Sweetheart.

P.A.S.A.Y. = Pretty And Sexy Are You

M.A.L.A.B.O.N. = May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now

M.A.N.I.L.A. = May All Nights Inspire Love Always

P.A.S.I.G. = Please Always Say I'm Guapo

B.A.L.I.W.A.G. = Beauty And Love I Will Always Give (you)

T.O.N.D.O. = Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.

C.E.B.U. = Caress Everyone, But Us (sabi ng dalawang mabining Maria Clara)

P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E. = Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstasy.

Y.E.M.E.N.-Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. = Hope Our Love Last And Never Dies

C.H.I.N.A. = Come Here, I Need Affection

L.I.B.Y.A. = Love Is Beautiful, You Also

R.U.S.S.I.A. = Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.

P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S. = Pumping Hot... I Love It! Please, Please... I Need Erotic Stimulation

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MACE..

"A teacher's purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image. ~Author Unknown"








Lemme just greet my trainer.....
"BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY "..

Good health.. more happiness in life... more jerjer.. lol.. joke!!



Lav yah pare!!

ciao! ciao!!

Ready..Get set.. NO!!!

I was smoking with my buddy Tentikels at the car park awhile ago.. and we were chit chatting about her love life and my Q.A interview... She was giving me a sermon about not grabbing the opportunity... She said "kaya mo naman kase..sayang".. and I was " Isang malaking Tanga"... I was explaining what happened yesterday.. "The final interview".. I told my smoking buddy that I almost cried and the reasons why I decided to backed out...

You see... When I first started in the call center industry.. I don't know anything.. I don't know how to handle a call.. I was afraid to speak with an American.. I don't know how to meet their expectations.. In short.. I was a nobody...

But..I was just sooo lucky because of the people around me.. My mentors...my supervisors... my trainer.. they taught me well... they taught me the pros and cons about this industry.. how to be an effective agent.. and how to solve complicated issues in my own.. they actually molded me to become who I am right now.. they believed in me.. supported all the way.. That's why if ever you read this guys.. I want you to know that I appreciate everything you've done for me... I owe you big time guys.. You gave me strength and made me realize I can be somebody.. you taught me how to aim high and how to dream big... You brought my self confidence back.. and for that.. "Thank you"...

Of course, how could I ever forget my tropa troops.. You guys are my strength..my weakness..my joy.. You peeps are the reason why I am still here.. I am grateful I met you all..

I know some of you are frustrated because of what I did in my final interview.. I guess you are all disappointed too.. I almost had it.. but i let it slip away... I guess I am not ready to spread my wings yet.. and besides.. I know Mr. Q.A deserves it more than i do..

Love yah all!!

ciao!ciao!

Team Batangas!

Last year.. my friends and I went to Batangas.. Grabe! kaloka! mas matagal pa kaming bumyahe kaysa magswimming sa dagat at mag enjoy.. Imbis na swimming outing.. road trip ang kinalabasan.. hahahah!! anyways.. after couple of toll gates.. pit stops.. and arguments.. (not to mention ubusan ng pera at kumakalam na sikmura)... nakaabot na kame sa destination namen.. Batangas..(saan nga ba yun Tentay?).. ahh.. Matabungkay... Here are some of our pictures...

Nagtruwansi ang mga estudyante (my kakunchaba pang teacher!)

Eiffel..anlaki ng muka! d kami kasya!

Si Tentay ayaw mamigay ng Granmatador!

Meet the Fuckers... LOL


Eiffel called the Womens desk the following day to report Tentay
(Case # 251200: Sexual Harassment)


Hulaan kung sino ang Laseng sa tatlo?
(Clue : Nakayellow... hehehehe)


Shhh.. The pupas are sleeping..

Survival ang labanan nung pagdateng namen.. We dont have much money so we have to make tipid.. We have to pay for the bahay.. Tapos.. We have to buy food and alak pa... Talo talo na sa inihaw na tamban at isang stayrong asado.. We just drowned ourselves with grandmatador...( haha!).. and went night swimming.. (we didn't enjoy the scenery.. it was late na kc when we arrived sa matabungkay)...

Pagtulog... We have to share one bed (take note! good for 2 lang ang kama ha!).. so it was Tentay, eiffel,moi,mavil,yza and joey sa bed.. sunday and sherwin sa lapag.. ( Alam ko na feeling kung panu maging sardinas..) OK..

So the follwing day...When we left Batangas... Pigang piga ang bulsa namen and there was no food to eat...(except for Joey's mini putoks and jelly bread).. and the cigarettes! good Lord! I forgot the brand... it was either mighty or memphis.. (haha!!) Hungry..yes!..exhausted..yes!Parang gusto namin kainin ang isa't isa non... (Talk about cannibalism.. hehehe) But you know what, despite the problem we've encountered.. We enjoyed every moment of it.. Bitin nga lang kase sandali lang kame and hindi over flowing ang alak and food.. Pero.. its one adventure we'll never forget!

Team Batangas...

Tropa Troops..

PRESENTING MY BELOVED FRIENDS....

The Pastor..

Maria Ce... Barbie/Wafu/ Mace "Doc" Zerrudo

The Autistic...

Joejoe/Joey/Junior/Carmen "Happy" Pre..

The Psycho.. ( psycho..psycho..)

April/Ipe/Eisfel/Pepey/Eiffel "Humpy Grumpy" Rofuli

The Bratinella...

Tentay/ Tentikels/Christine "Horny" Morelos..

One Sunny Saturday...

Last Saturday my tropa troops and I had a drinking session after our shift.. (Tentikels, pepey and moi.. dami namen!).. It was one of the bonding moments.. One of the highlights ng bonding moments namen ay ung walang kamatayang pagtatalo ng beloved friends ko.. Para silang aso't pusa.. at ako.. taga tawa lang ako.. tulad ng nangyare last saturday..

Tentikels: tagaytay na lang kc.. pautangin kita jham..
moi: ayuko nga e..wala akong pera..chaka nag iipon ako...
Pepey: taraaaaa naaaaaaa kaseeeeeeeee.. angggg taaagaaal naaamaaann!!
moi: sa antipolo na lang.. O.L..
Tentikels: anung gagawin naten dun?sisimba?
moi: O.L nga..e kaya lang tanghaling tapat.. wag na yun
Tentikels: (reaching for her cp) Oh..ate?o,now na?what time?bakit?mya na mga 11.. ok bye!
moi: anu daw.. me lakad ka nanaman?
Pepey:Ooooooooo..meeehhhhh..laaaaakaaaaaaaadddddd tayyuu!!
Tentikels:(voice raising) Eh hangang eleven naman ako!
Pepey: eeehhhhhh..anu yun....usapaaaann na nga naten yunnnnn eee!!tentay naman!
moi:(gatong) oo nga naman nakipagcommit ka na eh!
Pepey: oo.........ngaaaaa!!eee!!panuuuuuuu kunggggggggggggggg on the way na tyu sa tagaytaaayyyyyy...bablik tayu!!
Tentikls (Sarcastic): Malamang hindi na noo! nasa byahe na!!
Pepey: eeeeee.basta!!!usaaaaapan ay usaaaapaaaaaaan! sige sa antipolo naaa lang!
Tentikels: anu ba lalayu pa ako!! jan na lang sa Seafood..
Pepey: eeeeeeeeee...........ayuko ngaaaa eeeeeee!!gusto ko umaleeeesss!!
moi: turuan mo na lang kame mag drive..
Tentikels: oo nga..jan sa high street..pagasan namen auto mo...
Pepey: (shouting) tentay! hindi.....ayukoooooooo...basta..minsan lang tooohh..usaaaapaaann na eee!!
Tentikels:(starting to get irritated) e kc naman no buti kung kaibigan ko lang yun ok lang tumaggi..ate ko yun...shempre kapatid ko yun!
Pepey: e bakitttttt.. naunaaaaaa naman kameeee ha!!! bahaaaalaaaa ka!!basta usapan yun!!!
(naisip ko nga naman..blood is thicker than water)
Tentikels: Jan na lang kasi sa Seafood oh!
moi: ocge..papayag kame..pero sasayawan mo kame sa ibabaw ng mesa..
Tentikels: urur mo!!
Pepey: aaaaaalikaaaaaaa naaaaaa kaseeeeeeeeeeeee...
Tentikels: Pely naman kase!jan na lang sa Seafood...teka asan ba si mia....(tingin text message) ay nak nang... umiskapo na!!
moi: umuwi na ang mokong!
Pepey: Tarrrrrrrraaaaaaa na!!
moi: si mace tawagan mo..
(pagkatpos pag pasapasahan ang telepono ni tentay..hindi ren pla sasama si mace.. ampoopoo..)
Pepey: anu na?
moi: tayu tayu den pla magkikita sa paynals! miss ko tuloy si joejoe..
Pepey: oo ngaaaa.. kung naannnditooo lang siyaaaaa..ayunnnn gameeee khiiit saaaan..(sabay tingin kay tentay..)
Tentikels: ay nako pely wag mo akong tingan ng ganyan ha!! pa guilty feeling ka pang nalalaman jan!!
Pepey: alikaaaaaaaaaaaa na kaseeeeeeeeeeee..after lunccccchhh.. uuwwwwweee na tayu!!
tentikels: (sumisigaw) Hindi nga pwede!!!ang kulit mo!!alas onse nga eeee!! d mo ba naintindihan!!! jan na lang kase sa seafood island eee....
Pepey: Gustooooooo ko ngaaaaa umalis....
moi: o... sa antipolo na lang
Pepey: cge...
Tentikels: nyeeeeyy!!ang layu naman!!!!jan na lang sa Seafood island!!! sagot ko na 200 sa isang bucket!!
Pepey: tapos sasayaw ka sa taas ng mesaaaaaaa???
Tentikels: tarantado! hindi na nooo!!
moi: nye! daya!
Tentikels: kse naman kung kanina pa tayo nandon e d sana nakainom na tayo!
Pepey: o cge sagot mo 200 tpos.. 4 na beeeeeeeeeerrrr iinumeeeenn mo!
Tentikels: (napaisep) 4? grabe ka naman!
Pepey: bahalaaaaaa ka!!
Tentikels: oo na...(inis) tara na nga... tara na jamina...


O dba.... para lang kmeng sitcom... heheheh!!

ciao!ciao!

"The one"

Once in your life you'll realize that the person standing in front of you,the person who you spent almost half of your life time with,the person you thought you love more than your life.. is not the one...

Sometimes when you've been together for a long period of time.. your partner tends to be too comfortable that he/she takes you for granted. no more sweet messages..no more cuddling and quality time..no more hugs and kisses..the love starts fading..romance died... and the gap widens each day... before you know it.. you become total strangers..

You will feel pain sucking your flesh and pulverizing your bones.. sadness penetrates within.. and you' ll have hard time breathing.. you hear you inner voice telling you that its over but you pretend to be numb and insensitive. you are blind and deaf.. you don't care.. you tried regaining strength, but you are too weak.. your slowly killing yourself..and you don't mind at all..

You go on with your life but paranoia has settled inside your brain... you let others think that your strong and you tell them whatever happens you will stand by your man/girl. ..you ignore what they say.. you defend your partner..protecting him/her with all your might... its like "its you and me against the world" kind of thing..

Then your partner wakes up one morning completely different.. he/she doesn't care anymore.. he/she will find excuses and starts to come up with stupid lies just to cover his/her feelings.. the coldness of your partner will bring chills to your spine.. and you chose to remain by his/her side..

You stay with your partner no matter what happens.. like a dog begging for his/her master to pet him. you tried to be extra sweet.. exert more effort and make him/her feel extra special.. but nothings changed.. she/he dumps you for no reason..

Your world shatters in front of you.. you cry your heart out..you spend endless nights getting sober and feeling sorry for your self..as you lay down to sleep..you are hoping that you die soon..

Suddenly you wake up..confused.. you end up walking in a dark rocky road.. you kept walking and searching for your greatest love.. you see a light...a lil hope came rushing inside you..you started running towards it.. and when you reach then end..you find yourself in the arms of another person.. you think and wonder..you ask yourself.."who is this person? is he/she the one?".. but when you feel contentment and security in the person's arms.. you smile and tell yourself..everything will be alright... you forgive and forget... you leave the pain behind and let love carry you as you move to the next chapter of your life....

ciao!ciao!

Its time for baby talk!

My mom texted me couple of days ago and told me that my youngest sister Gaboy (her real name is gabriela ann.. gaboy is gaby+baboy.. (she was very fat when she was a baby) ) is graduating (she 6 years old by the way). I was so happy! She survived the first attack of the school teachers.. he..he!! And my other sister (Alex, 7) is an honor student.. I'm one proud Ate... *grinning from ear to ear*

I still remember when we were all still together.. (they're in CDO as of the moment and Im here in Manila) .. I miss yelling at them.. (he..he).. Taking them to the park every afternoon.. Fighting over the remote control..(and to think Im like 17 years older than them.. *blushing*).. But theres one thing I miss the most.. it's their "funny lines" .. (baby talks..).. Lemme share you some of their most funny and memorable "lines"..
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After school... (pauwi na sa house)
Alex was making kwento about Dora Dora (you know the cartoon character who speaks spanish..).. when gaboy butts in...
gaboy: Diba alex, before i peak galog and you peak panish?
me: huh?anu daw?
gaboy: (louder this time) Diba alex...diba!!before i peak galog and you peak panish?!
Alex: ahh.. (looking at me) she said before she speaks tagalog and I speak spanish..
me: aok! bulol kc!
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Alex was playing bahay bahayan and was using our Oro Can to create a make-believe-house.. and everytime shes done creating her house.. gaboy would pass by and knock her make-believe-door down.. She did it 3 times..
Alex: (shouting) Mama oohh!! Gabby is kuliting me!!!!
Mama: What?
Alex: She's kuliting me.. she's destroying my house!!
Mama: (laughing) Gabby stop kuliting Alex..
Alex thought Gaboy would stop annoying her.. but after couple of minutes she did it again and this time she was laughing..
Alex: (really mad) Mama ohhh!! Gabby is inising me!! I said stop it gabby!
Mama: anu daw? (asking me)
me: inising daw
Mama: anu yon?
me: inis-ing!
Mama: (laughing) Gabbyyyy!!
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My friend and gaboy
My friend: Are you pretty gabby?
Gabby: No! Im hot!
(Laban ka? hahah!!)
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One time alex heard my step dad and my mom arguing...
Alex: (hugged my mom..crying) Ma, iiwan mo na ba kami hindi mo na ba kami mahal?
Ma: Anu ba yang pinagsasbi mo jan!! Manang.. wag mo na nga papanoorin nang teleserye si alex!
( Alex was 3 that time and Im not sure if she understands what she's saying)..
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Alex again.. She and my step dad was about to go to church...
Step dad: Lets go alex.. malalate na tayo!
Alex still sitting..
Step dad: lets go iiwan kita!
Alex:( crying) pilay na nga ako..sakit sakit ng paa ko..hindi mo pa ako kakagarhin!
(pumaparaan ang kapatid ko!)
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ahwwwww.. boohoo!! miss them... love you alex and gaboy!!!! I'll see you guys pretty soon...
ciao!ciao!

Sana maulit muli...

Minsan ba naisip mo na sana lahat ng magagandang pagkakataon ay sinamantala mo? Na sana nagawa mo ang mga bagay na pinapangarap mo ng walang halong pagdududa't alinlangan. Sabi nga nila laging nasa huli ang pagsisisi. kung kelan wala ng pagkakataon saka mo hahanapin..nanaisin..

Parang buhay ko... ang dami kung gustong gawin.. gustong maranasan..ang dami kung gustong patunayan sa sarili ko.. ngunit hindi na pwede ngayon... mas maraming importanteng dapat gawin.. mas maraming kelengang tuonan ng pansin...kulang ang oras.. madaming nasayang na panahon...


Naalala ko nun... (muni..muni..)

Sana pinagpatuloy ko ng lang ang kurso kung AB commarts, e di sana magandang nakasabit ang diploma ko sa dingding namen ngayon.. (nagtratrabaho na sana ako sa isang advertising company ngayun.. sigh!)

Sana tinuloy ko yung interview ko sa isang kompanyang nagpapadala ng mga tao sa ibang bansa para pag trabaho..nasa Dubai na sana ako ngayon.. (yaan mo na nga!)

Sana pumunta ako sa kaibigan ko nung tinext nya ako na may raket syang i-sasali ako.. Nakarampa sana ako sa catwalk non... (tinatamad kasi ako nun!sayang!)

Sana pinagpatuloy ko yung pag cho-choir ko.. maayos sana boses ko ngayon.hindi parang grade 2 na kumakanta.. ( hay!)

Sana pinilit kung hindi gumastos at nag ipon ako.. May sariling bank account na sana ako ngayon.. (san nga ba napunta pera ko?)

Sana nag milo best ako nung bata ako.. magaling na sana akong gymnast o swimmer ngayon..(batang kalye kase ako noon!)

Sana nung umuwi akong Cagayan de Oro, pinilit kung makipagkita sa totoong tatay ko kahit na ayaw nya... (Makahingi man lang ng pamasko.. joke!)

Madami pa akong "frustrations" sa buhay.. kung iisa-isahin ko pa e..e baka tamarin lang kayu sa kakabasa o maawa kayo sakin..


Sa buhay nang tao minsan lang dumating ang pagkakataon.. minsan kung kelan hindi mo hinihiling saka naman dumadating.. kung kelan gustong gusto mo na.. ginawa mo ng lahat makamit lang ang ninanais mo.. lalo namang lumalayo ang oportunidad sayo..

Sabi nga ng isang banyagang mangaawit "Isn't it ironic, don't you think?".. Totoo naman diba? Kaya alisin natin ang habit nating "yaan mo na yun" o "saka na lang".. Kasi minsan lang dumating ang swerte.. minsan lang dumating ang bagay ni sa panaginip hindi mo maabot abot..

Kaya habang maaga pa.. habang my oras.. gawin muna.. Baka magsisi kabandang huli..
Ika nga ng office mate ko "laban lang Bakla!"

ciao!ciao!

note: bawal magreklamo kung mali mali spelling ko ng tagalog.. mahirap eh! hihi!!

Kids..Kids!! no-no!!

I'm really not fond of KIDS.. especially toddlers.. I dunno why.. Its just that I don't have a thing for them.. I'm not the future-mother-raising-5- children kind of person.. yes I find them cute and cuddly and fun to play with.. But if you leave me alone with your kid for an hour... disaster! I'm telling you!

OK.. so kids are fine.. But I gotta be honest.. I have a certain standard when it comes to kids.. Let me enumerate the standards that I'm talkin' about :

1. The kid must be pretty / handsome

2. He or she should dress well and smell good (no sipon on the face or dirty hands and feet)

3. He or she must be polite and friendly

4. The baby should be super cute and adorable (even if he/she barfs allot)

5. The kid's face must be proportioned

6. He or she must be prim and proper

7. The kid should have a special talent

8. The kid must be well mannered

9. He or she must not be a spoiled brat!! SPOILED BRATS!!!

10. The kid should not be a CRYBABY! ( hate it when they cry because they don't get what they want)


Now,now.. I'm not saying this because I had a bad childhood experience.. in fact, I was loved by all.. I guess my patience with kids is not that long..and please don't think that I am being mean.. (wala lang talagang amor).. If only kids can think like adults.. act like adults.. mm??!! oh!oh! just like in the corn beef commercial.. (remember?).. Walk like a man, act like a man, talk like a man... dumbi..dumbi..dumbi.. (did i get the lyrics right?!) .. Then surely, I'd enjoy hanging out with them!

ciao!ciao!

One lucky lipstick!

My office mate Ian told me one time "Dude, you have to try the real thing..the real thing pare! " and I just laughed and said "Bug off! I'm happy the way I am"...

Its really funny how my friends tell me to stop going out with girls and try dating men instead. I guess they just can't get over the fact that I was converted. Yes, ladies and gents..gays and les.. I am a lisptick..uh.. lickstick..err.. lipstick lesbian.. and I don't deny it.. My mom accepted me and she even called me a gay... (I still laugh every time I remembered my mom's email)... sigh!

But you now what, it really annoys me when some people discriminates peeps like us. I call them "Kotrabidas". They're like acting as if we are aliens in this planet or we have a rare disease or something. Men! that totally gets my blood boiling. GRR! Uh.. Let me share to you guys my encounters with the "Kotrbidas"..

One time my girlfriend (now ex) and I was riding in a jeep when an old woman sat beside us. She stared blankly at us and then said.. "Wala nyan sa biblya! hindi nyo ba alam na kasalan yang ginagawa nyo! yada..yadaa..yada"... If my mom didn't teach me good manners, I could have squeezed the old lady's neck so hard until her eyes pop out her head!

I saw a poster one time when I was on my way home.. It says :
" Ang mga bakla, homosekswal at tomboy ay mapupunta sa impyerno"

Ok.. so they think they're god? God bless them..

During a drinking session (with my college kadas..).. my friend's friend told me.."Ang mga babae para lang sa lalake... kaya nga ginawa si adan at eba diba?" I just simply said "This is the 21st century.. things change.." But deep inside I wanted to kill him.

Honestly speaking, its really hurtful to know that some people wont stop criticizing and say bad things about les and homos.. Why can't they open their eyes and see that we are not a burden in the society? Why can't they accept that the fact that despite our preference, we are still human beings.. we laugh, we cry and get hurt.. we are special too..

I once heard from a friend.. " You can be whatever you want to be, as long as you don't break the rules of life"... I believe that being a les or a homo is not inherited from the family tree.. It comes out naturally.. You can either embrace your real self.. or pretend to be someone your really not and keep it inside you forever..

"I chose to come out.. and my Mom still loves me.. my real friends accepted me.. Boy! I'm one lucky lipstick! ha..ha!!"

ciao!ciao!

I Like "BOYS" too..

What's not to like? Here are 10 reasons why I like boys.

1. You can talk anything under the sun (lahat ng kabalastugan at kababuyan, carry lang..)
2. You don't have to be prim and proper ( talk trash..they wouldn't mind at all.. Fart at them,
they'll just laugh at you)
3. You don't have to wear make up and bring your kikay kit every time you go out with them
4. You don't have to talk about the latest gossip or the latest fashion all the time
(Why talk about fashion or chismis, when you can talk about cars, gadgets and sports)
5. They can be your shock absorber (especially when your heart broken.. sniff!)
6. They are not pretenders (they tell you right away if somethings wrong..whether you like it
or not!)
7. They are not maarte (kahit saan.. game sila!)
8. They are not over sensitive (hindi sila iyakin.. kase balat kalabaw! ha ha..)
9. They are the the best drinking buddies (walang uuwing hindi gumagapang!)
10. They will protect you ( laban na to!)

Hey.. just to clarify.. I just like boys.. but I don't like-like them, if you know what I mean. They're fun.. cool.. but I don't have hots for them.. that would be like.. ewww!! double ewww.. and besides I don't want to embarrass my "kapederasyon"..

FIRST TIMER..

wiiiiiihhhh.. my first blog spot.. my first entry.. and i dunno what to write.. (toinks!).. well for starters, I'm a Lil nervous about this.. why? coz i don't want people commenting me for my grammatically errored sentences and misspelled words (That's a NO-NO). Of course, I also don't want to end up writing stories that will put my readers to sleep. Ugh! Now I'm not sure why I created this blog. They should have placed a warning sign on the sign-up sheet like this
(" WARNING : blogging can cause mental retardation"). OMG! So, I have to come up with interesting topics that will save me from eyeing critics and dreadful comments! I have to research more, read more, think hard.. whatdaaah!!! Now, now.. I'm just exxagerating myself.. I know your thinking I am crazy.. (gulity a charge!).. Seriously, I hope you guys will enjoy the future stories that i will be posting and please no harsh comments.. I 'm a very senstive person.. ha ha.. watevah! so long for now... ciao!ciao!