Me tired..
Me sleepy..
Me hungry..
Me wanna go home..
Have a wonderful and exciting weekend friends..
love yah all.. muahugss..
Friday, May 30, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Kunene and Jham
(Got this from Mace Zee)
There’s a contradiction between Virgo and Pisces. You are opposite signs: astrologically, this is usually considered a positive indicator for love and marriage. At the same time, you have very different approaches to life, and very different personalities. Because of this, it’s quite surprising that you’re even attracted to each other. But attracted you may be - don’t write it off.
Pisces is a water sign, and therefore sensitive and extremely intuitive. You, on the other hand, are rational and less emotional. The way you express yourselves, the way you see the world, and - most importantly - the way you want to engage in love is quite different.
Pisces is a dreamer, constantly imagining new possibilities in life and relying on their intuition. They live in a way that you find hard to understand, intellectually. You are a doer. You use reason and cold hard facts to make decisions.
One thing you have in common is that both of you are changeable and moody.
The important difference is that you’re driven to understand, categorise and solve each and every problem meticulously,where Pisces is happy to wait, and let emotional forces reveal the answers to them. You may interpret their approach as laziness and attack them for it. This is a bad idea: you could damage the relationship irreparably. Just because Pisces doesn’t hit back, it doesn’t mean you haven’t hurt them. Water signs don’t get even straight away. They brood, and wait for the right moment to retaliate.
Any sharp criticism will scar Pisces; in the long run it will scare them off. So pull back on the self-control reins and don’t ask for things that really mean you want them to be different.
Pisces born between 1 March and 10 March will make great friends and admirers. They secretly wish for your intellectual greatness, but they won’t say so. They will be great supporters of anything you do.
There are some pluses if you team up with a Pisces born between 11 March and 20 March — they are great communicators. They may not be very open to your criticisms, though, so be gentle if you offer them self-improvement ideas. In fact, be prepared for a sharpish response; they’re not going to roll over and accept everything you say.
Virgo + Pisces
Earth + Water = Mud
Earth + Water = Mud
There’s a contradiction between Virgo and Pisces. You are opposite signs: astrologically, this is usually considered a positive indicator for love and marriage. At the same time, you have very different approaches to life, and very different personalities. Because of this, it’s quite surprising that you’re even attracted to each other. But attracted you may be - don’t write it off.
Pisces is a water sign, and therefore sensitive and extremely intuitive. You, on the other hand, are rational and less emotional. The way you express yourselves, the way you see the world, and - most importantly - the way you want to engage in love is quite different.
Pisces is a dreamer, constantly imagining new possibilities in life and relying on their intuition. They live in a way that you find hard to understand, intellectually. You are a doer. You use reason and cold hard facts to make decisions.
One thing you have in common is that both of you are changeable and moody.
The important difference is that you’re driven to understand, categorise and solve each and every problem meticulously,where Pisces is happy to wait, and let emotional forces reveal the answers to them. You may interpret their approach as laziness and attack them for it. This is a bad idea: you could damage the relationship irreparably. Just because Pisces doesn’t hit back, it doesn’t mean you haven’t hurt them. Water signs don’t get even straight away. They brood, and wait for the right moment to retaliate.
Any sharp criticism will scar Pisces; in the long run it will scare them off. So pull back on the self-control reins and don’t ask for things that really mean you want them to be different.
Your best combination is with a Piscean born between 19 February and 28/29 February. These Pisces will offer you a very stable life. There’s a chance you could build a fulfilling relationship with them and learn a lot about your own feelings in the process.
Pisces born between 1 March and 10 March will make great friends and admirers. They secretly wish for your intellectual greatness, but they won’t say so. They will be great supporters of anything you do.
There are some pluses if you team up with a Pisces born between 11 March and 20 March — they are great communicators. They may not be very open to your criticisms, though, so be gentle if you offer them self-improvement ideas. In fact, be prepared for a sharpish response; they’re not going to roll over and accept everything you say.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Princesa ng Bangkera Episode IX (Bitter-butter birthday girl)
Hindi mo na nakita ang saya sa mukha ni Trish simula nang matuklasan nya ang bagong webpage ni dodong at banky.. wala na sa vocabulary nya ang salitang "saya".. hindi na niya alam ang ibig sabihin ang salitang "ngiti". Alak na ang dumadaloy at nagcicrculate sa kanyang buong katawan. Pilit man syang pagsabihan ng kanyang mga kaibigan.. hindi na sya nakikinig.. Isa lang ang nakakatatak sa isip ni Trish.. Pinatay ni Dodong ang pagkatao niya.. Tila hinampas sya ng sagwan ni Banky ng sampung beses.. She was totally losing her self..
Noong kaarawan nya.. she decided not to throw a very extravagant party.. naisiip nya kase for sure na magagagate crash si banky at si dodong.. she tried contacting her friends pero lahat naka booking.. so she called all her rich college friends para makasama nya...
They all decided to go Top's place.. dumating ang lahat ng friends nya.. si Top, Leona and Alla.. hindi na nakpunta si yoej dahil busy sya sa pag papatakbo ng hotel nila sa Dubai and hindi rin mahagilap si Maan..
Direcho silang lahat sa bahay ni Top sa Ayala Alaabang..
Top started serving the drinks... bottomless ang food and overflowing ang alak..Nilabas ni Top ang kanilang entertainment system and buong magdamag silang ng videoke.. Of course hindi nawala ang Kwentuhan about their escapades nung college pa sila..
Trish: I wish Yoej was here and Maan too.. miss ko na yung lahat tayo magkakasama..
Top: kakmiss nga si yoej.. busy kase palage..
Leona: swerte nga ngayon yung babitang yun.. ok yung job nya at ang love life nya...
Alla: Tingin nyo kaya anung ginagagawa ni yoej ngayon?
(biglang nag tawanan ang apat)
Syempre, dahil nakainom na.. Hindi naiwasang mapag usapan ang mga love life nila.. EMO MODE..
Top: trinesure ko naman lahat ng pinagsamahan namin.. pero siguro kailangan ko muna hanapin ang sarili ko.. kung anu talaga gusto ko..
Alla: hay nako.. ako all out na.. A for effort na nga.. kaya lang wala akong magagwa.. royal blood ako.. green ang dugo nya.. hindi match..
Leona: Wala kayu sakin.. ako sobrang gulo gulo utak ng boylet ko.. una dalawa.. tapos.. mamimili.. tapos magbabago isip.. ang labo diba.. sin labo ng ilog pasig..
Trish: yan lang ba... sus.. wala kayung lahat sakin.. ako to the nth power na ang binigay ko.. fly fly to the ibang pulo pa para makita siya.. tapos..pagpapalit lang lang ako sa isang mukhang ulikba! nasaan ang katarungan sa mundo.. and there's more! noong ok pa kami.. kulang na lang sipain ako palabas ng bahay dahil ayokong isama sa lakad nya..and there's more! nilunok ko na nga lahat.. pride ko.. pagkatao ko.. sariling dadamdamin ko.. walang effect.. goodbye sago paren ako! tablado! pinagpalit sa ulikbang yun..
Leona: hay nako mga lalaking yan.. mga bobito.. mga hindi marunong mag multi tasking..
Top: hay nako guys.. wag na nateng problemahin yang mga boys na yan.. birthday ni Trish ngayon..
They partied till dawn.. They were all drunk.. But Trish has to admit.. it was one of the best birthdays of her life...
Two days after..
While Trish was surfing the net.. naka tanggap siya ng Ym mula kay Donya Rockee..
Trish: hey girl..
Donya R: Marse.. nakita mo na ba ang latest..
Trish: Anu yon?
Donya R: Well.. anu.. I was checking your exes.. anu.. webpage and anu.. yung page ng chorva nya.. at na sight ko ang anu..yung anu.. caption nya sa page nya..hay..nako.. imbyerna akech.. grabe.. nagmamaganda ang lola mo.. mukha namang chaka doll..
Trish: o, anung sabi..
Donya R: anu daw.. anu..keso insekyora chorva daw Marse.. and eto pa..tigiltigilan ekalbu pa ung nakalagay.. hindi ko na maremember lahat ng anu.. details girl basta..anu..anu kase.. kaasar talaga!
Trish: Ah..ganun ba? Im not doing anything ha.. I've realize na nga na walang akong mapapala kung papatulan ko ang mga hampas lupang yan.. naguumipsa pa sila..
Donya R: hay nako mares..anu.. wag mo na lang pansinin..pakita mong waka ka care..anu.. even the care bears dont care..just for laughs lang bebe..anu.. kadirdir ang..ung anu nya..fez nya..hahaha.. basta... wag mo na lang panisinin.. okey gerlalu!
Trish: hay.. malapit lapit na akong sumabog.. hindi ko na nga sila pinapakiaalaman..ayuko na ngang makarinig nang kahit anu tungkol sakanila..pero salamat sa chicka girl.. makikita nila.. talaga.. someday, babangon ako at dudurugin ko sila!
Biglang nag Ym den si Top at pinaste nya ang caption na nakalagay sa page ni Banky..
"YaR SacH A LooSeR.. If I WhErE U.. I WoUld Shat Up NaLang..WaLa KaNg MahiHiTa.. hIs MinE.. ALL mInE.."
To be continued..
I love/hate the rain
Love the rain..
Love it because its the best excuse for me to stay in bed.. The best time to be lazy and sleep all day..
Love to eat champorado with tuyo/daing/dilis when its raining...
Love watching kids playing in the rain.. creating boats out of used rubber slippers.. makes me wish I was young again..
Love to stay in bed watching dvds with a hot chocolate drink and junk foods beside me..
Of course, its the best time to spend quality time with your partner.. cuddling..ahem.. you know what happens next..
Love the rain because it calms my soul..
Hate the rain..
Hate it when rains hard..all your plans are cancelled..
Hate it when you arrived at work.. your body is freezing and your clothes are all wet because of the rain..
There are allot of frogs when it's raining... yuccckkky!! grosss!!
Sometimes, it also makes me feel blue when it rains.. especially when I see homeless kids whose houses are made of pieces of card boards and plastics..
"rain..rain..go away..come again another day.. lil jhammy wants to play"
Friday, May 23, 2008
Gender Issues..
I guess you've all heard about the legalization of Gay Marriage in "California".. Now gays and lesbians can get married anytime.. They'll experience walking down the aisle, exchanging "I do's" and proclaim their undying love to everyone..Sometimes, I imagine myself getting married.. Wearing a long white dress.. exchanging vows with my partner.. and hear the pastor say "congratulations.. you are now married.. you may kiss the bride".. But I guess same sex marriage will never be legalized here.. the fact that I live in a religious and conservative country... that kind of thingy is a no-no..
Living in a place when not all are very open minded about the changes happening around them, makes you pause for a while and think.. It makes you be more careful in handling yourself to avoid criticism and discrimination.. You see, some people judge you because you are different from what they normally see.. These are the narrow minded human beings who base the person's capability just by looking at them.. Now, where's respect and being fair there?
Have you also heard about the "Cebu scandal"?.. you know.. the gay who was videoed inside the operating room while a canister was being taken out from his private part.. It was posted all over the net..Now where has the conservative people gone?
What about other parents who cant accept their child because she/he is not straight? I know you've heard about parents cursing, hitting and disowning their child because they found out that they're child is a homo.. Where is the unconditional love there?
The bottom line here is really not about same sex marriage.. the heck! It might take another century before that law can be established.. All we wanted is acceptance, respect and love.. For we are not jinxs nor diseases.. We are human beings.. We are also created by God..
created in a different and special way..
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
IPOD ADDICT
(got this from Tentay's blog)..
TAG FIVE FRIENDS AND SEND THEM AN AIR KISS.
RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds! You may put some lines to make it cooler!
Here it Goes:
1. If someone says "Is this okay?" you say?
dilemma --
2. What would best describe your personality?
bebot -- yes.. bebot..bebot..
3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
more than words -- which means kelangan hindi sya pipi
4. How do you feel today?
got what u need -- i need sleep..
5. What is your life's purpose?
unwell -- im not crazy im just a lil unwell..
6. What is your motto?
last night -- hahahah... -- last night i couldnt even get an answer.. wala kase ang escalation.. Lol
7. What do your friends think of you?
Glamorous -- syaks.. really.. J-a-m-i-n-a
8. What do you think of your parents?
Neyo -- in my own words
9. What do you think about very often?
you should be my girl -- tsk.. u know what this means.. Lol..
10. What do you think of your bestfriend?
Cementery gate -- Pantera -- oooohhkeyyy...
11. What do you think of the person you like?
Panjabi MC -- missy elliot (theme song sa bilog ang mundo)
12. What is your life story?
whine up -- ok so hyper ako.. hahahah!
13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Dance 4 U -- so sa girlie club pala dapat ako nagtratrabaho... hahahah..
14. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Rock ya Body -- yeah baby!
15. What do your parents think of you?
I didnt know i was lookin for love until i found u
16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
The boston drama -- typecast
17. What will they play at your funeral?
chicken noodle soup -- sopas ang handa ko sa lamay ko.. hahaha!!
18. What is your favorite hobby/interest?
Untitled -- Simple plan -- wala kase akong fave hobby..
19. What is your biggest fear?
Gimmi that -- Chris Brown
20. What is your biggest secret?
crusing together -- that's on of my dreams.. really..
21. What song will be the title when you repost this?
I'll remember -- madonna
TAG FIVE FRIENDS AND SEND THEM AN AIR KISS.
RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds! You may put some lines to make it cooler!
Here it Goes:
1. If someone says "Is this okay?" you say?
dilemma --
2. What would best describe your personality?
bebot -- yes.. bebot..bebot..
3. What do you like in a girl/guy?
more than words -- which means kelangan hindi sya pipi
4. How do you feel today?
got what u need -- i need sleep..
5. What is your life's purpose?
unwell -- im not crazy im just a lil unwell..
6. What is your motto?
last night -- hahahah... -- last night i couldnt even get an answer.. wala kase ang escalation.. Lol
7. What do your friends think of you?
Glamorous -- syaks.. really.. J-a-m-i-n-a
8. What do you think of your parents?
Neyo -- in my own words
9. What do you think about very often?
you should be my girl -- tsk.. u know what this means.. Lol..
10. What do you think of your bestfriend?
Cementery gate -- Pantera -- oooohhkeyyy...
11. What do you think of the person you like?
Panjabi MC -- missy elliot (theme song sa bilog ang mundo)
12. What is your life story?
whine up -- ok so hyper ako.. hahahah!
13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Dance 4 U -- so sa girlie club pala dapat ako nagtratrabaho... hahahah..
14. What do you think when you see the person you like?
Rock ya Body -- yeah baby!
15. What do your parents think of you?
I didnt know i was lookin for love until i found u
16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
The boston drama -- typecast
17. What will they play at your funeral?
chicken noodle soup -- sopas ang handa ko sa lamay ko.. hahaha!!
18. What is your favorite hobby/interest?
Untitled -- Simple plan -- wala kase akong fave hobby..
19. What is your biggest fear?
Gimmi that -- Chris Brown
20. What is your biggest secret?
crusing together -- that's on of my dreams.. really..
21. What song will be the title when you repost this?
I'll remember -- madonna
Prinecsa ng Bangkera (Mga huling yugto..)
Tutukan ang huling mga yugto sa kapanapanabik na blogaseryeng...
"PRINCESA NG BANGKERA"
(Bangka, Bangkay babay!)
Tuluyan kayang makakalimot si Trish sa poot at sakit na kanyang nararamdaman?
Mawala na kaya sa isip nya si Dodong at ang irog nyang mukhang halamang dagat?
Aasa paren ba si Trish na pwedeng magkaayos at magkabalikan sila ni Dodong?
Wag papalampasin ang mga natitirang kwento ng blogaseryeng true to life..
Critics say :
"isang kalokohan, but a must read!"
MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN
BINABATI KO NGA PALA NG MALIGAYANG KAARAWAN ANG AKING PINAKAKMAMAHAL NA KAIBIGAN..
"MISS EIFFEL/ IPE / APRIL / EISFEL / GRUMPY"
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Episode VIII (Photographs and Memories)
Bumalik ang pagiging depress at problemado ni Trish simula ng nakita nya ang bagong website ni Dodong at Banky. Ang humihilom na sugat ay biglang bumukas at lalong lumalim.. She felt that she was being stabbed by a dozen of daggers that is not visible in the eyes of a human being...
The smile on her face suddenly faded.. Her eyes are always puffed..tears wont stop flowing and the heavy feeling in her heart area wont go away..
She remembered the days before the big break up.. the happiness that she felt every time they were together..the sudden rush of adrenalin when they started making out.. The memories..
*BLAST FROM THE PAST*
Dodong: pitchuran mo naman ako.. ung tipong ilalagay ko sa webpage.. para pugeng puge!
Trish: O cge cge..
(click..click..click..)
Trish: Honey...sweetheart..ang gwapo mo dito..
Dodong: (tingin ng picture) wow! astig to.. ilalagay ko to sa webpage ko!
Trish: oo... baka naman my mang humaling pa sayung iba jan!
Dodong: (hindi tumtingin kay Trish) anu ka ba? ikaw lang ang true love ko..
*BACK TO REALITY*
The bamboo: (snapping her fingers in front of Trish) Earth to Trish.. Do you read me...hello?
Trish: Huh? Oh.. Yah! what?
The Bamboo: Nakwento ko na yung problema ko d ka pa nagrereact jan! ok ka lang ba..
Trish: (yumuko) ha.. ok lang..
The bamboo: Si Dodong nanaman ba?
Trish: (with matching teary eyes) Alam mo naman dba ung nakita ko... yung tinext ko sayu..
The Bamboo: OO.. Good lord! yung mga pictures na yun.. hindi ko maimagine paren hangang ngayun kung bakit siya..bakit yun.. e papasang D.H yung muka nya..
Trish: Alam mo ba ung isa isa kung tinitingnan yung pictures..lalung lalu na ung nasa kwarto sila..biglang bumuhos ung luha ko talaga! hindi ako makapaniwalang nagawa nya yun..
The bamboo: E makapal pa sa swelas ng doc martens ang muka ng exe mo e...
Trish: Yung mga pictures nya (nagpapahid ng luha) ako kumuha nun.. that was before we broke up.. sobrang saya nya nga e kase sabi ko ang puge puge nya dun.. tapos makikita ko na nakasave sa bagong nilang webpage.. ako! ako kumuha nun..wala syang karapatang kunin un..copyright yun..
The bamboo: E anung magagwa naten.. LULONG! Nakita mo nga yung babae.. parang nagtitinda lang sa palengke.. and to think gumimik pa sila sa low street.. sa Ambassadors palace.. muka lang syang inutusang bumili sa tindahan ng suka! buti nga pinapasok sya ng mga bouncers..
Trish: anu bang gagawin ko? kala ko ok na lahat.. unti unti na nga akong nagiging ok e..masaya na ako.. bakit na lang linggo linggo may bagong pasabog ang mga hampas lupang yun..
The bamboo: Alam mo, palagay ko.. kelangan mong bumalik sa doctor mo.. para mapayuhan ka nya..
Trish: palagay ko nga..
The smile on her face suddenly faded.. Her eyes are always puffed..tears wont stop flowing and the heavy feeling in her heart area wont go away..
She remembered the days before the big break up.. the happiness that she felt every time they were together..the sudden rush of adrenalin when they started making out.. The memories..
*BLAST FROM THE PAST*
Dodong: pitchuran mo naman ako.. ung tipong ilalagay ko sa webpage.. para pugeng puge!
Trish: O cge cge..
(click..click..click..)
Trish: Honey...sweetheart..ang gwapo mo dito..
Dodong: (tingin ng picture) wow! astig to.. ilalagay ko to sa webpage ko!
Trish: oo... baka naman my mang humaling pa sayung iba jan!
Dodong: (hindi tumtingin kay Trish) anu ka ba? ikaw lang ang true love ko..
*BACK TO REALITY*
The bamboo: (snapping her fingers in front of Trish) Earth to Trish.. Do you read me...hello?
Trish: Huh? Oh.. Yah! what?
The Bamboo: Nakwento ko na yung problema ko d ka pa nagrereact jan! ok ka lang ba..
Trish: (yumuko) ha.. ok lang..
The bamboo: Si Dodong nanaman ba?
Trish: (with matching teary eyes) Alam mo naman dba ung nakita ko... yung tinext ko sayu..
The Bamboo: OO.. Good lord! yung mga pictures na yun.. hindi ko maimagine paren hangang ngayun kung bakit siya..bakit yun.. e papasang D.H yung muka nya..
Trish: Alam mo ba ung isa isa kung tinitingnan yung pictures..lalung lalu na ung nasa kwarto sila..biglang bumuhos ung luha ko talaga! hindi ako makapaniwalang nagawa nya yun..
The bamboo: E makapal pa sa swelas ng doc martens ang muka ng exe mo e...
Trish: Yung mga pictures nya (nagpapahid ng luha) ako kumuha nun.. that was before we broke up.. sobrang saya nya nga e kase sabi ko ang puge puge nya dun.. tapos makikita ko na nakasave sa bagong nilang webpage.. ako! ako kumuha nun..wala syang karapatang kunin un..copyright yun..
The bamboo: E anung magagwa naten.. LULONG! Nakita mo nga yung babae.. parang nagtitinda lang sa palengke.. and to think gumimik pa sila sa low street.. sa Ambassadors palace.. muka lang syang inutusang bumili sa tindahan ng suka! buti nga pinapasok sya ng mga bouncers..
Trish: anu bang gagawin ko? kala ko ok na lahat.. unti unti na nga akong nagiging ok e..masaya na ako.. bakit na lang linggo linggo may bagong pasabog ang mga hampas lupang yun..
The bamboo: Alam mo, palagay ko.. kelangan mong bumalik sa doctor mo.. para mapayuhan ka nya..
Trish: palagay ko nga..
Hinagilap ni Trish si Doctor quack quack and nag set ng isang meeting sa Treblliss..
Doc quack quack: What seems to be the problem again.. akala ko napagusapan na naten yan?
Trish: Akala ko ren kaso mali ako.. may nalaman nanaman akong hindi maganda.. may nakita.. hindi ko masikmura ang itchura ng bago nyang gf
Doc: baka naman my ulcer ka lang?
Trish: Loca! serious ako.. yung mga picture nya.. picture nila..
Doc: ganon ba? anung plano mo?
Trish: I dunno.. Kahit san ako tumingin muka nya nakikita ko.. sa bahay.. sa mall.. sa office.. puros memories nya! lahat sya!
Doc: ang problema kase masyado mo syang naging buhay.. gnawa mo syang centro ng solar system mo.. Puros dodong.. sa pagtulog..sa pagising..sa pagkain..ang sarap mung dungulin! tigas tigas nang ulo mo.. dahil sa pagiging usi mo, lalu kang nasasaktan..
(Trish nagsimulang humagulgol..)
Doc: Kung pwede lang kitang ihampas sa pader para mag ka amnesia ka.. ginawa ko na! kaso masisira reputation ko.. hindi naman madadaan lahat yan sa pag iyak at pag inum..
(Trish still crying)
Doc: siguro ang mapapayo ko na lang sayu e.. lumayo ka.. mag ibang bansa ka.. mag pakalayu layu ka!yung alam mong walang bahid na dodong kang makikita.. walang alaala nya!pumunta kang Saudi.. magwalis ka ng alikabok dun.. ewan ko lang kung hindi pa matuyo utak mo at mawala sa isip mo si Dodong.. O kaya pumunta ka nang new zealand.. gatasan mo lahat nang mga baka dun.. pigain mo na ren utak mo para maka get over ka!
(Trish tumungo..)
Doc: Habang nandito ka.. lahat maalala mo.. hindi biro ang 4 years trish.. so I guess the best option would be.. leaving the country.. Try finding your luck sa ibang bansa.. in that way makalimot at makarecover ka... naiinitindihan mo ba?
(Di sumasagot si Trish)
Doc: Trish, bakit hindi ka sumasagot? naabsorb mo na ba lahat ng sinasabi ko?
Doc: Trish.. Trish?
(Sinilip ni Doc si Trish..)
Doc: Walang yaka! daldal ako ng daldal.. tinulugan mo ako! Laseng na! haaaayyy! Waiter Bill nga..
To be continued..
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Tamad mode...
Na wriwriters block ata ako ngayon.. wala akong maiisip na kalukohan para sa episode eight ng "Princesa ng Bangkera".. hayy.. time out muna uli chong.. mag mumuni muni muna ako! chos!
Monday, May 19, 2008
Episode VII (A close encounter with a carrot and palm reader)
Labis ang pagkatuwa ni Trish dahil unti unting natutupad ang mga plano nya.. Madalas man nyang naalala ang kanyang dating kasintahang si Dodong, Napapawi naman ang kanyang lungkot at hinanakit sa tulong ng kanyang mga kaibigan..
(Ang primary picture ni Banky)
One saturday night.. Donya Ria, Mia, Rockee and Trish went out to watch Mace Zee's concert.. they had a blast.. Food and drinks were everywhere.. Guys were pratically begging just to get their numbers..
After the show, they all went to the backstage to congratulate Mace Zee...
Mace Zee: (in her soprano voice) How was it? ok ba? nagenjoy ba kayu?
Donya Ria: that was one great show.. That was very INTERESTING...congratulations!
(Biglang isang sosyal na babae ang nang agaw eksena..)
Madamme PJ: Mace Zee..My my... Dahleeng..you were marvelous out there! that was great.. Did you know that sold out lahat ng tickets mo! and the producers are thinking of giving you another project!
Mace Zee: (In her alto voice) really! Im so excited.. Thanks madamme!
Madamme PJ: and who are they?
mace Zee: (In her tenor voice) Oh, am sorry.. These are my friends.. Donya Ria, Donya Mia, Donya Rockee and Senyorita Trish.. Guys, meet Madamme PJ.. she's my new manager.. sya bahala sa lahat ng gigs ko...
Donya Mia: Nice meeting you!
Donya Rockee: oh.. panu naman mga bakla.. lets go..
Trish: wanna come with us madamme?
Madamme PJ: I would love too..
Trish: You can ride with me madamme.. sabay ka na den Mace Zee..
Mace Zee: (in her huskiest voice) What about the donyas?
Donya Ria: I'll go..
Donya Mia: I cant go, I have other plans..
Donya Rockee: ok lang bakla.. ako den.. my chorvang iba..mag callboy na lang tayo..pero sasabayan ko lang kayo.. I have a date pa e!yah knowww!
Trish: huh? callboy?may ka date kang callboy?
Donya Rockee: I mean.. convoy.. sorry naman tao lang..baklang toh! tara lets mga frenships.. gora na!baka malate ako!
(They went to one of the finest and most expensive club in the metro and rented a VIP room..)
Madamme PJ: Trish.. are you broken hearted right now.. correct me if im wrong.. niloko ka no?
Trish: (puzzled) panu mo nalaman madamme?
Mace Zee: Girl, I forgot to tell you nga pla.. Madamme is a carrot and palm reader..
Trish: Really.. Can you read my future?
Madamme: WHY sure....
(Biglang dateng si Bamboo..)
The Bamboo: (swaying) Sorry Im late..
Donya Ria: Thats ok.. sit down..ay by the way.. si Madamme PJ pala..
The Bamboo: (bending) Hi.. nice to meet you!
Trish: Go na madamme! hulaan mo na ako
The Bamboo: (adjusting her branches) Manghuhula ka?
Mace Zee: correction.. Carrot and palm reader
The bamboo: (swaying with delight) ay ako den.. kaya mo ba basahin ang mga lines ng bamboo ko? i wanna know my future!
Mace Zee and Donya Ria : Kame deeen..
Madamme PJ: Hold your horses.. isa isa..isa lang..
Trish: me first..me first..
Madamme: be quiet.. magcoconcentrate na ako...(nag memeditate) hummmmm.. hummmm.. hmm. ooh..ooh..yeah..ooh.. oohh..yeah..hmm..nuninuni..lalala..ehheeemmm....uhh..oohh.....
(unti unting umaangat sa upuan si madamme PJ.. lumalakas ang hangin sa paligid at biglang dumilim..)
Madamme: Trish buksan mo ang palad mo.. at huminga ng malalim.. tapos..tumambling ng 3ng beses sabay split..
(ginawa ng Trish ang utos skanya..)
(sinisipat sipat ang mga kamay)
hmm.. ayun dito...niloko ka ng isang taong mahal na mahal mo.. hmm..hmm.. ngunit, subalit,datapwat...wag kang malulungkot dahil my dadateng sayung 2 matipunong kalalakihan..liligawan ka..hmm..abaaaa!!bongaa! possibleng magpunta ka sa ibang bansa..pero..nako...hay!karumaldumal! nakikita ko na ang iyong maaring mapangasawa ay isang manloloko.. babaero.. scam.. kaya mag yngat ka.. (note: totoong hula po ito..)
Trish: anu pa!? Tell me..madamme!!gimme..gimme..gimme more..gimme more..
Madamme: sshhh! silence..hindi ka si brittney.. adik! wag kang maingay kapag nag coconcentrate ako.nawawala ang magic powers ko..lintik!
Anyway,highway,milkyway... nararamdaman ko ren ang presensiya ng sakit.. may matutuklasang kang hindi kanais nais.. kaya payo ko..wag kang mag iinternet.. wag muna! tandaan mo!wag kang magbabasa nng kung anu anu kung ayaw mong masaktan.. umiwas ka muna!
(kulog and kidlat effect)
Sumunod nang hulaan si bamboo, Donya Ria at Mace Zee.. iba iba ng reaction nila at interrpretasyon nang hula sakanila..
Samantalang tahimik paden si Trish pagkatpos syang hulaan ni Madamme.. Hindi sya mapakali.. Tila hinahatak cia pauwi para buksan ang laptop nyang apple at icheck ang webpage ng kanyang super exe..
When she arrived sa malapalasyong bahay nila.. She still cant get Madamme's voice out of her head.. parang echo na paulit ulit.. Something is pushing her to open her laptop and check the profile of her exe and Banky.. She fought hard.. but she lost..
Hindi makapaniwala si Trish nang makita nya ang bagong webpage ni Banky at Dodong.. She was shocked.. scared..horrified.. She can't bearly open her eyes because of dismay..Bumaba ang self esteem ni Trish..self confidence..nawalan sya nang respeto sa exe nya.. hindi nya akalaing ang ipapalit sakanya nya ay wala pa sa kalingkingan nya..Tiningnan naman nya ang primary picture ni Banky..laking gulat ni Trish at halos mahimatay sya sakanyang nakita...
(Ang primary picture ni Banky)
ANg TaAs noH? aNg TaAs TaAs NanG FiGhtiNg SpiRit Koh?
To be continued..
New cast.. Princesa ng Bangkera
Princesa ng Bangkera has a new cast..
Madamme PJ Sacktoo
"The carrot and palm reader"
"Ang bagong manager ni Mace Zee..Isang napakagaling na Manghuhula..Marunong mag palm and carrot reading... Isang veterana pagadting sa buhay at sa pagibig "
Anu ang magiging papel nya sa buhay ni Trish? Makakatulong kaya siya? Anu kaya ang reaksyon ni Trish sa kanyang mga hula? Maniniwala kaya si Trish o hindi nya ito papansinin?
Abangan si Madamme PJ sa Episode VII ng Princesa ng Bangakera...
Friday, May 16, 2008
TIME PURS MUNA..
Phinga muna ako mga friends..natuyo ang utak "KO" kakasulat ng teleserye ni Trish at Dodong.. Pahinga mode muna ako.. Have a nice weekend mga friends..
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Episode VI ( How to heal a broken heart..)
Because of the pain Trish is suffering right now.. Trish wanted to end her world.. She wanted to die..
Her friends read her suicidal note and began to get worried.. They tried contacting her, but she wouldn't answer the phone..
They went to Trish place and they found Trish lying on the ground.. eyes closed..she was not moving..
Donya Rockee: OMG! anung nangyare sayu!
Donya Ria: (lumuhod at inaalog si Trish) Hindi pwede mangyare to! Trish!Trish.. wake up..
Donya Rockee: CPR..MOUTH TO MOUTH..CALL 911.. Bakla! maloloka ako sayu!
Donya Mia:(sinipa sipa si Trish) huuuuyyy.. giseng...hooy!!
Donya Ria: (starting to cry) teka wag mo nang sipain...anung gagawin naten..
Donya Mia: Teka lang.. (kumukuha ng isang timbang tubig).. Tingnan nga naten..
(Bigalang bangon si Trish)
Trish: OH! hindi mo na ako kailangang buhusan... (sabay tayu) Hi girls...
Donya Rockee: (binatukan si Trish) Lintik kang bakla ka! papatayin mo kami sa kaba! hindot ka!
Donya Mia: Anung kalokohan nanaman ang ginagawa mo..papatayin mo ba kami?
Trish: Anu ba kayu girls.. Trina-try ko lang naman no! effective ba?
Donya Ria: Effective nga..mauuna pa kaming mamatay sayo!
Trish: Anu ba kayu (teary-eyed) Alam nyo naman ang nangyayare saakin ngayon..
Donya Mia: We know.. We read your note.. But you dont have to ruin your life because of him.. There are allot fishes in the ocean my dear.. I know you'll find someone better..
Trish: Madali lang yang sabihin coz you dont feel the pain..
Donya Mia: Are you out of your mind girl.. Ive experienced that too..
Trish: oo nga noh! ok fine.. sorry naman!
Donya Ria: Hay nako Trish.. just think about it.. siya ba, umiiyak iyak.. nag mamaktol?depressed? Im sure!abot langit ang ngiti nya ngayun at hindi siya apektado..
Donya Rockee: Correctness.. kaya kung ako sayu idivert mo yung attention mo sa iba.. mag gym tyo!mag party gallore!
Trish: (wiping her tears) Thank you girls.. alam ko namang di nyo akong pababayaan...oo tama kayo.. I will move on.. kahit mahirap.. kahit masakit.. (hawak ng nuo)..wait! parang nahihilo ako..Umiikot ang paningin ko.. saluhin nyo ko...
(Sabay sabay nag wok out ang tatlong donya..)
Trish: Joke lang... hoy! girlsss!girlsss!teka antayin nyo ko...
Trish started to divert her attention to keep Dodong out of her mind...She went to a doctor na alam nyang matutulungan sya..
Trish: (nakahiga sa kama) kase po sinaktan ako ng boyfriend ko.. pinagpalit ako sa isang hampas lupang bangkera... muka syang basurang lumulutang sa pasig river.. Oo aminado ako mas payat sya sakin.. pero hindi naman akong mukhang nadapa sa spaltong kalsada doc! Look at me..kulang na lang pagkamalan akong prinsesa! Eto pa Doc.. sinismulan niyang ubusin ang pasensya ko.. marami akong nakikita..naririnig na insulto..masasakit na salitang walang kapatawaran! Tell me what will I do.. anung step ang dapat kung gawin..
Doctor QUACK QUACK:
"i know your hurting.. i know your in pain but just remember that the feelings you have will soon to fade..just don't fight back those persons who do no good to you..like i said time will be the one who will avenge to them for you..remember gurl your a good person and no need to destroy your reputation for some kind a stupid lad..."
"if you are really hurting right now..try to stop your heart from bleeding..learn to realize that the pain is part of growing up and learn to live with it..soon you will realize that it will just be a gear that you'll be carryingto face the new challenges that will come and commit less mistake in the future.."
"MAHIRAP MANAKIT NG TAO!!!!!!!! AT LALO NA MAHIRAP MANGAWAY BAKA MASUGOD KA...ALALAHIN MU HINDI IKAW ANG NAAGRABYADO IKAW PA ANG NANG AGRABYADO KAYA SANA DI KA NA LANG KUMIBO....PINAPUTOK MU YUNG BULKANG PINATUBO...HAAAAAYYYYYYYY..WALA NA KONG MAGAGAWA DOON....SIGE UMPISAHAN NA NATIN ITO....OH.. TAGAY MO... (sabay abot ng bote ng beer)"....
Mejo nahimasmasan si Trish.. Unti unting nabubunutan ng tinik si Trish sakanyang malusog na puso.. pagkatapos siyang kumunsulta at mag reflect.. Gumawa sya ng listahan ng mga gagawin nya para makarecover siya sa mapait nyang karanasan...
1. Mag gym with Donya Rockee at Donya Ria..
2. Mag diet
3. Bantayan ang kinakain (half rice lang dapat palage)
4. Gumimik like theres no more tommorow
5. Burahin ang kahit anung magpapaalala kay Dodong
6. Ngumiti palagi ng hindi mukhang wasted
7. Uminom at mag party kasama ang mga kaibigan
8. Gumawa ng magandang bagay para good karma naman ang bumalik
9. mag badmiton kasama ang kaibigang bamboo
10. magplano na isang out of town gimmick with friends
11. KALIMUTAN SI DODONG
to be continued...
Her friends read her suicidal note and began to get worried.. They tried contacting her, but she wouldn't answer the phone..
They went to Trish place and they found Trish lying on the ground.. eyes closed..she was not moving..
Donya Rockee: OMG! anung nangyare sayu!
Donya Ria: (lumuhod at inaalog si Trish) Hindi pwede mangyare to! Trish!Trish.. wake up..
Donya Rockee: CPR..MOUTH TO MOUTH..CALL 911.. Bakla! maloloka ako sayu!
Donya Mia:(sinipa sipa si Trish) huuuuyyy.. giseng...hooy!!
Donya Ria: (starting to cry) teka wag mo nang sipain...anung gagawin naten..
Donya Mia: Teka lang.. (kumukuha ng isang timbang tubig).. Tingnan nga naten..
(Bigalang bangon si Trish)
Trish: OH! hindi mo na ako kailangang buhusan... (sabay tayu) Hi girls...
Donya Rockee: (binatukan si Trish) Lintik kang bakla ka! papatayin mo kami sa kaba! hindot ka!
Donya Mia: Anung kalokohan nanaman ang ginagawa mo..papatayin mo ba kami?
Trish: Anu ba kayu girls.. Trina-try ko lang naman no! effective ba?
Donya Ria: Effective nga..mauuna pa kaming mamatay sayo!
Trish: Anu ba kayu (teary-eyed) Alam nyo naman ang nangyayare saakin ngayon..
Donya Mia: We know.. We read your note.. But you dont have to ruin your life because of him.. There are allot fishes in the ocean my dear.. I know you'll find someone better..
Trish: Madali lang yang sabihin coz you dont feel the pain..
Donya Mia: Are you out of your mind girl.. Ive experienced that too..
Trish: oo nga noh! ok fine.. sorry naman!
Donya Ria: Hay nako Trish.. just think about it.. siya ba, umiiyak iyak.. nag mamaktol?depressed? Im sure!abot langit ang ngiti nya ngayun at hindi siya apektado..
Donya Rockee: Correctness.. kaya kung ako sayu idivert mo yung attention mo sa iba.. mag gym tyo!mag party gallore!
Trish: (wiping her tears) Thank you girls.. alam ko namang di nyo akong pababayaan...oo tama kayo.. I will move on.. kahit mahirap.. kahit masakit.. (hawak ng nuo)..wait! parang nahihilo ako..Umiikot ang paningin ko.. saluhin nyo ko...
(Sabay sabay nag wok out ang tatlong donya..)
Trish: Joke lang... hoy! girlsss!girlsss!teka antayin nyo ko...
Trish started to divert her attention to keep Dodong out of her mind...She went to a doctor na alam nyang matutulungan sya..
Trish: (nakahiga sa kama) kase po sinaktan ako ng boyfriend ko.. pinagpalit ako sa isang hampas lupang bangkera... muka syang basurang lumulutang sa pasig river.. Oo aminado ako mas payat sya sakin.. pero hindi naman akong mukhang nadapa sa spaltong kalsada doc! Look at me..kulang na lang pagkamalan akong prinsesa! Eto pa Doc.. sinismulan niyang ubusin ang pasensya ko.. marami akong nakikita..naririnig na insulto..masasakit na salitang walang kapatawaran! Tell me what will I do.. anung step ang dapat kung gawin..
Doctor QUACK QUACK:
"i know your hurting.. i know your in pain but just remember that the feelings you have will soon to fade..just don't fight back those persons who do no good to you..like i said time will be the one who will avenge to them for you..remember gurl your a good person and no need to destroy your reputation for some kind a stupid lad..."
"if you are really hurting right now..try to stop your heart from bleeding..learn to realize that the pain is part of growing up and learn to live with it..soon you will realize that it will just be a gear that you'll be carryingto face the new challenges that will come and commit less mistake in the future.."
"MAHIRAP MANAKIT NG TAO!!!!!!!! AT LALO NA MAHIRAP MANGAWAY BAKA MASUGOD KA...ALALAHIN MU HINDI IKAW ANG NAAGRABYADO IKAW PA ANG NANG AGRABYADO KAYA SANA DI KA NA LANG KUMIBO....PINAPUTOK MU YUNG BULKANG PINATUBO...HAAAAAYYYYYYYY..WALA NA KONG MAGAGAWA DOON....SIGE UMPISAHAN NA NATIN ITO....OH.. TAGAY MO... (sabay abot ng bote ng beer)"....
Mejo nahimasmasan si Trish.. Unti unting nabubunutan ng tinik si Trish sakanyang malusog na puso.. pagkatapos siyang kumunsulta at mag reflect.. Gumawa sya ng listahan ng mga gagawin nya para makarecover siya sa mapait nyang karanasan...
1. Mag gym with Donya Rockee at Donya Ria..
2. Mag diet
3. Bantayan ang kinakain (half rice lang dapat palage)
4. Gumimik like theres no more tommorow
5. Burahin ang kahit anung magpapaalala kay Dodong
6. Ngumiti palagi ng hindi mukhang wasted
7. Uminom at mag party kasama ang mga kaibigan
8. Gumawa ng magandang bagay para good karma naman ang bumalik
9. mag badmiton kasama ang kaibigang bamboo
10. magplano na isang out of town gimmick with friends
11. KALIMUTAN SI DODONG
to be continued...
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Episode V ( When pain began sinking in..)
After Trish found out the real deal between Banky and Dodong.. Her world shattered in front of her.. Mixed emotions came rushing inside her body.. Pain,sorrow,pity and betrayal..
Trish : (mala-monologue ang dateng..)
"Yo era una novia buena.. Yo era loyal..understanding..loving..patient..but él todavÃa rompÃa mi corazón .. no en dos .., pero en unos pedazos gazillion.. Lo amo tanto.. Él es la única razón por qué todavÃa vivo .. él es mi luz, mi alegrÃa, mi fuerza.. Le di todo.. Ingerà mi orgullo.. Me cambié debido a él.. Pero él decidió abandonarme.. Él se alejó sin el hasta aspecto.. Ahora soy solo.. El temblor .. gritando ... solo..solo...solo..Nooooooooo"
"I was a good girl friend.. I was loyal..understanding..loving..patient..but he still broke my heart.. not into two..but into a gazillion pieces.. I love him so much.. He is the only reason why I am still living.. he is my light, my joy,my strength.. I gave him everything.. I swallowed my pride..I changed because of him.. But he chose to leave me.. He walked away without even looking.. Now I am alone.. Shivering..crying...alone..alone..alone.. NOOOOOOOHH!!"
Trish couldnt take the pain anymore... Lalong lalu na nang kita nya ang bagong girlfriend ni Dodong.. She can't believe na ang tulad nyang magandang dilag.. Pagapapalit sa isang mukang Dalag!
Pinagmasdan ni Trish ang kanyang sarili nya sa salamen.. Walang syang makitang mali sa kanyang katauhan.. Mala porcelana ang kanyang kutis.. Mapupula ang labi..Makinis ang muka at maganda ang ngipin.. Bigla sya napaluha..
Trish: (umiiyak) Panu na ako ngyon? my god 4 years.. 4 years yun.. tpos itatapon na lang nya basta basta! Hindi nya ba alam ang 3 months rule? Hindi nya ba alam na ang tao.. para lang sa tao.. bat mukhang halamang dagat ang ipinagpalit nya sakin! unfair sya! unfair!
Out of the blue, Biglang may sumagi sa isip ni Trish.. Tila may demonyong bumulong sakanya na gawen ang bagay na iyon.. Gulong gulo ang kanyang isip..She can't think straight anymore..Nagpasya syang isulat muna ang kanyang nararamdaman bago nya tuluyang pag desisyunan kung kailangan na nyang mag paalam sa mundong ibabaw..
Click here for: Ang Madamdaming Sulat..
To be continued..
Trish : (mala-monologue ang dateng..)
"Yo era una novia buena.. Yo era loyal..understanding..loving..patient..but él todavÃa rompÃa mi corazón .. no en dos .., pero en unos pedazos gazillion.. Lo amo tanto.. Él es la única razón por qué todavÃa vivo .. él es mi luz, mi alegrÃa, mi fuerza.. Le di todo.. Ingerà mi orgullo.. Me cambié debido a él.. Pero él decidió abandonarme.. Él se alejó sin el hasta aspecto.. Ahora soy solo.. El temblor .. gritando ... solo..solo...solo..Nooooooooo"
"I was a good girl friend.. I was loyal..understanding..loving..patient..but he still broke my heart.. not into two..but into a gazillion pieces.. I love him so much.. He is the only reason why I am still living.. he is my light, my joy,my strength.. I gave him everything.. I swallowed my pride..I changed because of him.. But he chose to leave me.. He walked away without even looking.. Now I am alone.. Shivering..crying...alone..alone..alone.. NOOOOOOOHH!!"
Trish couldnt take the pain anymore... Lalong lalu na nang kita nya ang bagong girlfriend ni Dodong.. She can't believe na ang tulad nyang magandang dilag.. Pagapapalit sa isang mukang Dalag!
Pinagmasdan ni Trish ang kanyang sarili nya sa salamen.. Walang syang makitang mali sa kanyang katauhan.. Mala porcelana ang kanyang kutis.. Mapupula ang labi..Makinis ang muka at maganda ang ngipin.. Bigla sya napaluha..
Trish: (umiiyak) Panu na ako ngyon? my god 4 years.. 4 years yun.. tpos itatapon na lang nya basta basta! Hindi nya ba alam ang 3 months rule? Hindi nya ba alam na ang tao.. para lang sa tao.. bat mukhang halamang dagat ang ipinagpalit nya sakin! unfair sya! unfair!
Out of the blue, Biglang may sumagi sa isip ni Trish.. Tila may demonyong bumulong sakanya na gawen ang bagay na iyon.. Gulong gulo ang kanyang isip..She can't think straight anymore..Nagpasya syang isulat muna ang kanyang nararamdaman bago nya tuluyang pag desisyunan kung kailangan na nyang mag paalam sa mundong ibabaw..
Click here for: Ang Madamdaming Sulat..
To be continued..
Thank you for calling..
Agent verifying info from the customer:
Agent: Is that a P for Ping-Pong?
Customer: No, it's B.
Agent: Oh, B, like Bing-Bong...
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Agent answering a call:
Agent: Thank you for calling Dish Network Department, my name is Vince..... (sees that the number called by customer is for a different client-- a DirecTV dealer).
Customer: So, I called the wrong number then?
Agent: Let me transfer you to DirecTV please dont go.... (puts the customer on hold, and then)... Thank you for calling DirecTV Department, my name is Vince...-
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Agent wrapping up the sale:
Agent: Our INSTALLATORS will contact you within the next 24 hours to verify your installation schedules..
Customer: Uhm.... say what, now. Who's gonna call me?
Agent: The INSTALLATORS, sir.
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Agent getting coupon code from customer:
Agent: Can I ask for the coupon code? It's a bunch of letters.
Customers: Like ABCs?
Agent: Yes.
Customer: Ok. ABCDEFG....
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Agent giving the customer service web address:
Agent: It's P- as in Papa, I- as in India, C- as in costume, U- as in you, S- as in Sam, T- as in Tango, O.... Oscar...V- for Voy...
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Agent trying to create urgency over the available promotion:
Agent: Are you sure you don't want to take advantage of me?
Customer: Say, what?
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Agent trying to upsell a warranty:
Agent: Here's an example: In California, a plane crashed into a customer's house, their dish was replaced, no questions asked!
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Agent trying to upsell a TiVo to customer:
Agent: With a TiVo, you can do this and that, and you know, pretty much anything under the sun. Isn't that a great offer?
Customer: What?
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Agent getting customer's address:
Agent: Can I have your address, please?
Customer: It's twenyfurfif-ysavan newyaorkgh road (2457 New York Road)
Agent: Can you repeat that ulit?
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Agent asking the customer to be put on hold:
Tech Agent: Sir, Can I hold you for just a minute?
Customer: Sure, baby, go ahead!
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Agent verifying correct spelling:
Agent: Is that a B as in boy, or a B as in Bravo?
Customer: ...uhmmm... how about B as in Boy?
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Technical Agent giving customer support:
Agent: Is the ethernet cord connected?
Cust: Tha Hwhut??? (with Alabama accent)
Agent: Yung yellow cord kung nakakabit ba!
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Agent from a local phone company entertaining a Visayan customer:
Customer: hillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin??
Agent: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?
Customer: Hende naman.
Agent: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
Customer: Ang alen?
Agent: Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?
Customer: Nagre-reng naman ah?!
Agent: Di ba sabi mo walang ring?
Customer: Hende! yong BELL! yong lestahan nong babayaran namin!!
Agent: aahhh... yung BILL?!
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Technical Agent: To help you out with your concern, ma'am, let me just pull out my tool here, ok? (referring to a computer program used in call centers to address the customer's concerns)Customer: Pull out your what now?
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Agent: Sir, that is C for Cubao, Q for Quiapo.....
Customer: What is that?! I dont understand. I don't want to talk to you.
Agent: Who do you want to talk to?
Customer: I want to talk to the highest person.
Agent: My supervisor is not available as of the moment sir.
Customer: I said, I want to talk to the highest person.
Agent: Ok, you want to talk to the highest person?
Customer: Yes!
Agent: Do you want to talk to God?
Customer: what the f***! I'd rather talk to you.
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Irate Customer: F***k you!
Tech Support: Sir, we're not allowed to say "F***k you!" here...
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Agent: It's C as in CAT.
Customer: what?
Agent: C as in CAT. C-A-T as in meow meow...
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Agent: Alright, let me verify that... Was that a "G" as in golf?
Customer (with a different accent): NO! That was a "G" as! in GEBRA! (z as in zebra) like the one in the Goo?!
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I am Jham..
Time purs muna tayu sa blogaserye mga kabagang...walang masulat ang inyung lingkod..kelangan ko pang mag research.. hehehe..
Anyways, Dahil gaya gaya ako kinopya ko tong entry ko kay Tentikels...
1. real name – Jamina Lorenza
3. hometown – QC
5. male or female – female
6. elementary – Sacred Heart of Jesus Montessori School
7. middle initial - N
8. high school - HAMS and Roosevelt College
9. eye color – brown
10. hair color - Black
11. favorite number – 01 and 08
13. favorite drink – Rootbeer and Grandma... heheheh
14. favorite song – To many to mention
15. are you a health freak – freak oo..
16. height – 5'6
18. do you like yourself – I love myself!
19. tatoo – want one!
20. long or short hair - medium length
21. righty or lefty - righty
FIRSTS:
22. first surgery – wala pa naman
23. first piercings - ears only
24. first best friend – Dielyn Ada Erive, Team Caliraya
25. first award – With honors-grade 1
26. first sport – track and field and volleyball
27. first pet – dog
28. first vacation – can't remember
29. first teacher - Forgot her name
30. first crush – albert nunez and bernard (grade 3)
31. first phone number – cant remember
LASTS:
36. last song you listened to – alone
37. last out of state – out of town.. Batangas... last year
38. last plane ride – 19-kopong kopong
39. last vacation – August 2007
40. last fight – kanina
41. last message on friendster – havent check my friendster yet..
42. last car ride – pate be naman to! wala kaming kotse!
43. last thing you bought –food
44. last thing you ate – pork in chili sauce (sa pantry)
45. last thing you drank - H2O
47. last movie you saw –
49. eating –
50. drinking –
51. i'm about to – close my eyes.. im so fuckin sleepy..
52. listening to –tentays call
53. waiting for – the clock to strike 6am
54. wearing – clothes
55. want kids? - next question
56. want to get married – sa partner ko..
57. where do you want to live? - kahit saan basta pwede ma-access ang lahat..
58. where do you want to go to college? – Technological Institute of the Philippines
59. what course - Information Technology
60. how many kids? –
61. still talk to parents? – yes..
62. want to be rich? – YESSSSSSSSS
63. want to be famous? – YESSS
66. are these questions crazy? – not really
67. careers in mind – not yet sure
68. lips or eyes – eyes
69. hugs or kisses – hugs
70. shorter or taller – taller!
71. tan skinned or light – tan
72. romantic or spontaneous - loyal
73. dark or light hair – dark
74. muscular or normal - normal
75. hook ups or relationships - commitment
76. similar to you or different – doesn't matter
77. trouble maker or hesitant –
HAVE YOU EVER
78. kissed a stranger - no
79. drank alcohol – yes
80. broken a bone – no
82. broken someone's heart – yes
83. turned someone down – yes.
84. done drugs – tried juts..
85. liked a friend as more than a friend – yah...college days
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
86. yourself – yes
87. miracles – YES
88. Easter Bunny – no
89. Santa Claus – no
90. Sex on the first date – hell no!
91. angels - YES
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
92. Is there one or more people you want to be with right now? – i actually wanna go home and sleep beside my girl
93. Are you on Friendster a lot? - NO.
94. Are you cool? - oo malamig dito sa office e!
LAST
95. Text message – from roge
96. Received call – From my mom
97. Call made – kunene
98. comment on friendster – tentay.. sabi nya nag post siya ng comment dun e..
99. Missed Call - wala
100. Person you hung out with - Jam, Ipe, Mace,rockee,mia,ria
101. You hugged - kunene
103. You talked to - tentay
104. You slapped - kunene.. d naman malakas..landian lang
105. Said I love you to – kunene
Anyways, Dahil gaya gaya ako kinopya ko tong entry ko kay Tentikels...
1. real name – Jamina Lorenza
3. hometown – QC
5. male or female – female
6. elementary – Sacred Heart of Jesus Montessori School
7. middle initial - N
8. high school - HAMS and Roosevelt College
9. eye color – brown
10. hair color - Black
11. favorite number – 01 and 08
13. favorite drink – Rootbeer and Grandma... heheheh
14. favorite song – To many to mention
15. are you a health freak – freak oo..
16. height – 5'6
18. do you like yourself – I love myself!
19. tatoo – want one!
20. long or short hair - medium length
21. righty or lefty - righty
FIRSTS:
22. first surgery – wala pa naman
23. first piercings - ears only
24. first best friend – Dielyn Ada Erive, Team Caliraya
25. first award – With honors-grade 1
26. first sport – track and field and volleyball
27. first pet – dog
28. first vacation – can't remember
29. first teacher - Forgot her name
30. first crush – albert nunez and bernard (grade 3)
31. first phone number – cant remember
LASTS:
36. last song you listened to – alone
37. last out of state – out of town.. Batangas... last year
38. last plane ride – 19-kopong kopong
39. last vacation – August 2007
40. last fight – kanina
41. last message on friendster – havent check my friendster yet..
42. last car ride – pate be naman to! wala kaming kotse!
43. last thing you bought –food
44. last thing you ate – pork in chili sauce (sa pantry)
45. last thing you drank - H2O
47. last movie you saw –
49. eating –
50. drinking –
51. i'm about to – close my eyes.. im so fuckin sleepy..
52. listening to –tentays call
53. waiting for – the clock to strike 6am
54. wearing – clothes
55. want kids? - next question
56. want to get married – sa partner ko..
57. where do you want to live? - kahit saan basta pwede ma-access ang lahat..
58. where do you want to go to college? – Technological Institute of the Philippines
59. what course - Information Technology
60. how many kids? –
61. still talk to parents? – yes..
62. want to be rich? – YESSSSSSSSS
63. want to be famous? – YESSS
66. are these questions crazy? – not really
67. careers in mind – not yet sure
68. lips or eyes – eyes
69. hugs or kisses – hugs
70. shorter or taller – taller!
71. tan skinned or light – tan
72. romantic or spontaneous - loyal
73. dark or light hair – dark
74. muscular or normal - normal
75. hook ups or relationships - commitment
76. similar to you or different – doesn't matter
77. trouble maker or hesitant –
HAVE YOU EVER
78. kissed a stranger - no
79. drank alcohol – yes
80. broken a bone – no
82. broken someone's heart – yes
83. turned someone down – yes.
84. done drugs – tried juts..
85. liked a friend as more than a friend – yah...college days
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
86. yourself – yes
87. miracles – YES
88. Easter Bunny – no
89. Santa Claus – no
90. Sex on the first date – hell no!
91. angels - YES
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
92. Is there one or more people you want to be with right now? – i actually wanna go home and sleep beside my girl
93. Are you on Friendster a lot? - NO.
94. Are you cool? - oo malamig dito sa office e!
LAST
95. Text message – from roge
96. Received call – From my mom
97. Call made – kunene
98. comment on friendster – tentay.. sabi nya nag post siya ng comment dun e..
99. Missed Call - wala
100. Person you hung out with - Jam, Ipe, Mace,rockee,mia,ria
101. You hugged - kunene
103. You talked to - tentay
104. You slapped - kunene.. d naman malakas..landian lang
105. Said I love you to – kunene
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Episode IV (The other side of the story)
Banky was not just an ordinary girl.. She was ambitious..materialistic.. In short uhaw sa karangyaan..She lived in a place where the water is over flowing.. In short malapit sa pantalan.. Pero infiarness, She was prettier than the other girls in there place.. She was reigned Binibining Panatalan 2008..She was also a very brave girl.. In short palaban..To make the story short.. she was the exact opposite of Trish.. Yet Dodong discovered something different that made him fall.. very hard..
(Inuman.. Tuksuhan..Suyuan..)
One time, Yam invited Dodong at their place for a drinking session..
Yam: Buti nakarating ka mahal!
Dodong: Oo naman matatangihan ba naman kita labs...Oo nga pla kasama ko si Nico at Fred..
Yam: *pacute* pasok kayu.. tuloy mga FRIENDS...
(Sa loob..)
Yam: Oo nga pla.. friend ko si Banky...
Banky : (tayo..) Hi.. Im Banky...
Dodong: Nays to meet u..
Banky: san ka nakatira... ambango mo naman.. isteytsayd ba yang pabango mo?
Dodong: Ah..eehh.. Bigay lang ng Papa ko tong pabango.. Dun kame nakatira sa may kanto..
Banky: Sa may malaking bahay na hindi pinapasukan ng tubig? Yung maganda?
Dodong: ha ee.. Oo dun nga..
Banky: *pabulong* swerte ko naman akin ka ngayon..
Dodong: Anu yon?
Banky: Ahh.. e wala tara inuman na!!
After cases of beer..naubos na ang laman ng bote..tambay mode na lang...
Banky: (nakapatong ang legs sa binti ni dodong) What a legs noh?
Dodong: *shy type* aahh.. Oo..(sabay tingin ng celpone)
Banky: Sino ba yan? My shota ka ba?
Dodong: Hah..malabo e..
Banky: Ahh.. ganun..mabuti naman..
(Sala..Hinala..bahala)
Naghihinala na si Trish na baka may ibang kinababaliwan si Dodong.. Ngunit pilit naman itong tinanggi ni Dodong.. ang di alam ni Trish, unti unti na palang nahuhulog ang luob nitong si Dodong kay Banky..
Dodong: (Kausap nsi trish sa phone) Wag ka na sumama sa swimming...
Trish: Bakit ayaw mo makasama.. Sige na.. Minsan lang tayung magswimming together.. hindi na lang ako papasok sa office..
Dodong: Wag na nga! ang kulit mo..
Banky: Dodong sino ba yan?
Dodong: *Bulong* sandali lang ang kulit neto e!
Dodong: Pumasok ka na.. pupunta na lang ako bukas..bye..larveyou..(baba ng phone)
Banky: anu?
Dodong: *sabay akbay* tara na!
Bandang madaling araw.. Tumawag ulit si Trish kay Dodong..
Dodong: (tumutunog ang celphone) Haaay nako..
Banky: Ako na sasagot..*simangot*
Dodong: Wag na ako na..teka lang mabilis lang toh..(sagot ng phone).. o..Oo.. nandito paden... bukas? Di ko lang sure..anu ba naman yan.. kinuha mo na lahat ng araw... nakaksawa na!
(na cut ang line)
Banky: kelan ka ba kase makikipaghiwalay jan?
Dodong: Bigyan mo naman ako nangn onti panahon..
Banky: ang lagay magaantay pa ako.. kala ko ba ok na tayo ha?
Dodong: Di naman kase ganun kadali yun..
Banky: Its now or never...
(Bye..Lie..Die..)
After couple of days..nakipaghiwalay na si Dodong kay Trish...
Dodong: OO ang galing kung magbalat kayu at napaikot kita.. pero sorry tapos na ang palabas ayoko na...
Trish: Pagusapan naten to..
Dodong: Hindi.. its over,..goodbye..
Trish: (humihikbi) Asan na love you ko?
Dodong: ilaaaaahhrrvvveeeeyyuuuu..
(Akin..Iyo...Tayo)
Dahil sa nangnhuhumaling na si Dodong kay Banky.. Hinanap nya ito.. pinuntahan nya sa bahay nila..ginamit nya pa ang Jet ski nila makarating lang sa bahay nila Banky..
Dodong: *katok katok* Tao po..
Banky: Oh? anung ginagawa mo dito?
Dodong: May pasalubong ako sayo..
(Sabay abot ng isang dosenang bulaklak at isang supot ng spam)
Banky: E yung gumugulo sayo?
Dodong: Wala na kame.. banky..hindi ko alam..parang nalululong na ako sayo..
Banky: o cge na nga.. akin na yang spam..pumanik ka na..
Dodong: Ahh.. Banky..
Banky: anung Banky! from now on.. ang tawagan naten "Mine".. sosyal diba?!
Dodong: *kilig* Mine.. panu ako papanik? baha?
Banky: aaayyyy.. ehehehe.. oo nga pala...eto..
(hinagisan ng bota)
Dodong: Hah!?
Banky:suotin mo yan.. tapos pumanik ka na.. My sorpresa ako.. (with matching seductive look)..
And the rest is history..
to be continued....
(Inuman.. Tuksuhan..Suyuan..)
One time, Yam invited Dodong at their place for a drinking session..
Yam: Buti nakarating ka mahal!
Dodong: Oo naman matatangihan ba naman kita labs...Oo nga pla kasama ko si Nico at Fred..
Yam: *pacute* pasok kayu.. tuloy mga FRIENDS...
(Sa loob..)
Yam: Oo nga pla.. friend ko si Banky...
Banky : (tayo..) Hi.. Im Banky...
Dodong: Nays to meet u..
Banky: san ka nakatira... ambango mo naman.. isteytsayd ba yang pabango mo?
Dodong: Ah..eehh.. Bigay lang ng Papa ko tong pabango.. Dun kame nakatira sa may kanto..
Banky: Sa may malaking bahay na hindi pinapasukan ng tubig? Yung maganda?
Dodong: ha ee.. Oo dun nga..
Banky: *pabulong* swerte ko naman akin ka ngayon..
Dodong: Anu yon?
Banky: Ahh.. e wala tara inuman na!!
After cases of beer..naubos na ang laman ng bote..tambay mode na lang...
Banky: (nakapatong ang legs sa binti ni dodong) What a legs noh?
Dodong: *shy type* aahh.. Oo..(sabay tingin ng celpone)
Banky: Sino ba yan? My shota ka ba?
Dodong: Hah..malabo e..
Banky: Ahh.. ganun..mabuti naman..
(Sala..Hinala..bahala)
Naghihinala na si Trish na baka may ibang kinababaliwan si Dodong.. Ngunit pilit naman itong tinanggi ni Dodong.. ang di alam ni Trish, unti unti na palang nahuhulog ang luob nitong si Dodong kay Banky..
Dodong: (Kausap nsi trish sa phone) Wag ka na sumama sa swimming...
Trish: Bakit ayaw mo makasama.. Sige na.. Minsan lang tayung magswimming together.. hindi na lang ako papasok sa office..
Dodong: Wag na nga! ang kulit mo..
Banky: Dodong sino ba yan?
Dodong: *Bulong* sandali lang ang kulit neto e!
Dodong: Pumasok ka na.. pupunta na lang ako bukas..bye..larveyou..(baba ng phone)
Banky: anu?
Dodong: *sabay akbay* tara na!
Bandang madaling araw.. Tumawag ulit si Trish kay Dodong..
Dodong: (tumutunog ang celphone) Haaay nako..
Banky: Ako na sasagot..*simangot*
Dodong: Wag na ako na..teka lang mabilis lang toh..(sagot ng phone).. o..Oo.. nandito paden... bukas? Di ko lang sure..anu ba naman yan.. kinuha mo na lahat ng araw... nakaksawa na!
(na cut ang line)
Banky: kelan ka ba kase makikipaghiwalay jan?
Dodong: Bigyan mo naman ako nangn onti panahon..
Banky: ang lagay magaantay pa ako.. kala ko ba ok na tayo ha?
Dodong: Di naman kase ganun kadali yun..
Banky: Its now or never...
(Bye..Lie..Die..)
After couple of days..nakipaghiwalay na si Dodong kay Trish...
Dodong: OO ang galing kung magbalat kayu at napaikot kita.. pero sorry tapos na ang palabas ayoko na...
Trish: Pagusapan naten to..
Dodong: Hindi.. its over,..goodbye..
Trish: (humihikbi) Asan na love you ko?
Dodong: ilaaaaahhrrvvveeeeyyuuuu..
(Akin..Iyo...Tayo)
Dahil sa nangnhuhumaling na si Dodong kay Banky.. Hinanap nya ito.. pinuntahan nya sa bahay nila..ginamit nya pa ang Jet ski nila makarating lang sa bahay nila Banky..
Dodong: *katok katok* Tao po..
Banky: Oh? anung ginagawa mo dito?
Dodong: May pasalubong ako sayo..
(Sabay abot ng isang dosenang bulaklak at isang supot ng spam)
Banky: E yung gumugulo sayo?
Dodong: Wala na kame.. banky..hindi ko alam..parang nalululong na ako sayo..
Banky: o cge na nga.. akin na yang spam..pumanik ka na..
Dodong: Ahh.. Banky..
Banky: anung Banky! from now on.. ang tawagan naten "Mine".. sosyal diba?!
Dodong: *kilig* Mine.. panu ako papanik? baha?
Banky: aaayyyy.. ehehehe.. oo nga pala...eto..
(hinagisan ng bota)
Dodong: Hah!?
Banky:suotin mo yan.. tapos pumanik ka na.. My sorpresa ako.. (with matching seductive look)..
And the rest is history..
to be continued....
Episode III (Friends to the Rescue)
Trish couldn't believe that Dodong.. The one and only love of her life replaced her.. She discovered that the girl is a wannabe "it" girl.. a nobody..a "Bangkera"..Trish summoned all her friends to meet her..She needed their advises and encouragement..
(Tears, Peers and Beers)
Trish: (bawling to the nth power) I gave him everything.. Inuman pa tayu!!!!(lagok ng beer..)
Grumpy : (In her grumpiest voice) E kase naman binigay mo lahat..
Mace Zee: (in her sweetest tone) Infairness...
The Bamboo: swoosssshhh..swiiisssshhh...(with matching sway sway) hayaan mo na yun... Mag hanap ka nalang nang madidivertan mo ng attention.. hindi naman pwedeng habang buhay kang ganyan..
Trish: It harts yah know.. It harts.. (still bawling)..
The Bamboo: Atleast kilala mo na si Karmy...
Trish: Cno yon??
The Bamboo: (swiiissshhh..sway) Si karma!
Trish: yes.. hindi lang kilala..kilalang kilala!
Mace Zee: Ok lang yan.. Gusto mo sapakin ko sya 100 times for you?
Grumpy:(sunget mode paren) AaaAAAhh.. Baaasssttaaa!! Hindi mo kaylangan ibabaaaa sariliii mo sa level nyaaaa.. tandaaann mo yaaann!
Mace Zee (vocalizing) Infairness!
The Bamboo: Teka anu bang itchura nya?
Grumpy: (singhot..singhot) Di ko masyadong nakita.. Leche kase tong si trish.. binubuksan ko plang ung info nung gerl.. kulang na lang lumabas ung bibig sa telepono.. bulyaw ng bulyaw!
The bamboo: (bending) Anu nga?Maganda ba?payat?matangos ilong?maputi?maitim?
Trish: naka shades ka sya nun.. tpos naka side view.. patangos ilong effect.. ganun.. kaya lang hindi ko sya makita sa ibang pics nya.. hindi ko malaan kung sinu sya dun.. hunyango yata sya.. paiba iba ng itchura..
The Bamboo: (Swaying) For sure mag bibitchy-bitchihan yang girl na yan.. Shes sooo young and my god.. (asar effect)
Trish: Subukan nya lang..Nagkamali sya ng binanga.. Ako na nga nagrabyado.. kapal ng muka.. Kaya ko syang laitin simula sa barag barag nyang muka hangang sa mga inggrowne ng toes nya!
(EMO MODE...)
Per alam nyu... sa huling moment namen ni Dodong.. I called him.. I was soo stupid.. I even asked him to say I love you though he doesnt mean it anymore... May iba na pala syang sinasabihan nun... (Crayola ever...habang ginagawang tubig ang beer)...
Simula ng magkahiwalay sila ni Dodong.. naging favorite hobby nya na ang pagiyak at paginum..
To the rescue den ang mga party friends nyang sina Donya Rockee, Donya Ria at Donya Mia.. They invited her to go bar hopping..
(Dancing.. Partying.. Lacing)
Donya Rockee: Go bakla! tayuy rumampa na!!
Donya Ria: Oo nga.. hayaan mo na sya! marami pa naman Jan!
Donya Rockee: Corrected by!
Donya Mia: magenjoy ka lang! Hindi ka namen iiwan!
Trish: Thanks guys!
Donya Ria: No problem! lets Party! Sayaw tayu!
Trish: Teka ubusin ko muna tong Baileys.. chaka ung Frozen Margarita ko.. Teka iinumin mo pa yang sayu Rockee? akin na lang ha! Waiter.. waiter.. isang order pa ng frozen Margarita!
Donya Mia: Ayaw mo na alak.. Maglason ka na lang kaya!
Pansamantalang nawala ang poot at sakit na naramadaman ni Trish.. sa tulong ng kanyang mga party friends unti unti nakarecover si Trish..
Isang umaga..isang message ang natanggap ni Trish mula sa kanyang pinakakamamahal na si Chipmunk...
(From Dubai with love)
Chimpunk: shushang shoy sho!na shing hing shung..chit chang chuy la!mayingchowchow!chulaykwayla nyung tsa gang wa! sing shu way to!chuna ching chong chi.. bangkera kway la chengchang! haaaaiiiyyy..shi shu shwanget sha!
Natrinaslate naman ng boyfriend nya...
Mark's Translation:(ginagaya ang boses ni Chimpunk) hay naku momi! rason nya lang yung nagsasawa sya.. remember.. been there.. done that! chaka doll naman yang pinalit sayu.. mukang manikang nilublub sa putikan.. pabayaan mo na sya momi! hindi sya kawalan.. love u!miss u!
Tuwang tuwa si Trish sa pinapakita ng mga friends nyang support.. Trish started smiling again.. nawawala na ang sakit na nararamdaman nya.. Ngunit..
(Ube.. Bangkera.. Maldita)
Isang gabi habang nakatambay si Trish at ang Ate nya sa cofi shoppe.. Her ate confessed that she checked the webpage of Dodong and her new girlfriend.. The next words that came out of her ate's mouth made Trish's blood boil because of anger..
Ate: I saw her page and there was a caption saved for everyone to see... aside from that.. I also saw the new message of the girl when I checked Dodong site..
Trish: So what did she say..
Ate: Well.. she feels like the richest person in the world..something like that..
Trish: hay nako ate.. alam muna ag mga hampas lupa..nakakain lang ng imported kala mo mayaman na ren...hmm.. mukang interesante yan ha.. ill chek her page nga..
And so... the following morning.. She immdiately checked her page.. read the posts and messages coming from her TRUE friends.. She nervously checked Dodongs page and saw the girls message..
"DaRLiNg.. MiSs U.. EhEhEhe...I DonT ReALLy KnoW whY Im MiSsIn U AgAd.. EHEheHehe.. EvEryDaY NaMAn TaYu MagKaSaMa..eHeHehe..DoNt ForGet.. iLl W8 U ThEre In ThE PaNtALan.. DoNT foRgEt My SpAm HuH.. EhEhEhe..."
After checking the message she went directly to the girls page...
Trish felt bad when she read the message... naisip nya na the girl was using her ex to get the stuff that she never had..
"Sa wakas! Nakatungtung den ako sa langit..simula na ng pagbabago ng mundo ko..naakit ka sa malabilasa kung katawan..akin ka na ngayon!eHehe..Ngayon sabhn mo sinung panalo sateng dalawa?ikaw!oo ikaw!sagutin mo.."
That was the last straw.. The Bitchy side began crawling through her spine..
Trish: "Mabait ako.. pero hindi ako santa.. Tao ako.. Tinapakan na nga nila ang pride ko.. Hindi man lang ako nirespeto..Hindi nya kilala ang kinalaban nya.. Makikita nya.."
Inayos ni Trish ang page nya.. at sinave ang message nato..
"natututo akong magpakumbaba sa mga panget na tulad mo..pero isa lang masasabi ko.. balutin mo man sarili mo sa spam.. bangkera ka paden..amoy meatloaf.. bleh.."
To be continued..
(Tears, Peers and Beers)
Trish: (bawling to the nth power) I gave him everything.. Inuman pa tayu!!!!(lagok ng beer..)
Grumpy : (In her grumpiest voice) E kase naman binigay mo lahat..
Mace Zee: (in her sweetest tone) Infairness...
The Bamboo: swoosssshhh..swiiisssshhh...(with matching sway sway) hayaan mo na yun... Mag hanap ka nalang nang madidivertan mo ng attention.. hindi naman pwedeng habang buhay kang ganyan..
Trish: It harts yah know.. It harts.. (still bawling)..
The Bamboo: Atleast kilala mo na si Karmy...
Trish: Cno yon??
The Bamboo: (swiiissshhh..sway) Si karma!
Trish: yes.. hindi lang kilala..kilalang kilala!
Mace Zee: Ok lang yan.. Gusto mo sapakin ko sya 100 times for you?
Grumpy:(sunget mode paren) AaaAAAhh.. Baaasssttaaa!! Hindi mo kaylangan ibabaaaa sariliii mo sa level nyaaaa.. tandaaann mo yaaann!
Mace Zee (vocalizing) Infairness!
The Bamboo: Teka anu bang itchura nya?
Grumpy: (singhot..singhot) Di ko masyadong nakita.. Leche kase tong si trish.. binubuksan ko plang ung info nung gerl.. kulang na lang lumabas ung bibig sa telepono.. bulyaw ng bulyaw!
The bamboo: (bending) Anu nga?Maganda ba?payat?matangos ilong?maputi?maitim?
Trish: naka shades ka sya nun.. tpos naka side view.. patangos ilong effect.. ganun.. kaya lang hindi ko sya makita sa ibang pics nya.. hindi ko malaan kung sinu sya dun.. hunyango yata sya.. paiba iba ng itchura..
The Bamboo: (Swaying) For sure mag bibitchy-bitchihan yang girl na yan.. Shes sooo young and my god.. (asar effect)
Trish: Subukan nya lang..Nagkamali sya ng binanga.. Ako na nga nagrabyado.. kapal ng muka.. Kaya ko syang laitin simula sa barag barag nyang muka hangang sa mga inggrowne ng toes nya!
(EMO MODE...)
Per alam nyu... sa huling moment namen ni Dodong.. I called him.. I was soo stupid.. I even asked him to say I love you though he doesnt mean it anymore... May iba na pala syang sinasabihan nun... (Crayola ever...habang ginagawang tubig ang beer)...
Simula ng magkahiwalay sila ni Dodong.. naging favorite hobby nya na ang pagiyak at paginum..
To the rescue den ang mga party friends nyang sina Donya Rockee, Donya Ria at Donya Mia.. They invited her to go bar hopping..
(Dancing.. Partying.. Lacing)
Donya Rockee: Go bakla! tayuy rumampa na!!
Donya Ria: Oo nga.. hayaan mo na sya! marami pa naman Jan!
Donya Rockee: Corrected by!
Donya Mia: magenjoy ka lang! Hindi ka namen iiwan!
Trish: Thanks guys!
Donya Ria: No problem! lets Party! Sayaw tayu!
Trish: Teka ubusin ko muna tong Baileys.. chaka ung Frozen Margarita ko.. Teka iinumin mo pa yang sayu Rockee? akin na lang ha! Waiter.. waiter.. isang order pa ng frozen Margarita!
Donya Mia: Ayaw mo na alak.. Maglason ka na lang kaya!
Pansamantalang nawala ang poot at sakit na naramadaman ni Trish.. sa tulong ng kanyang mga party friends unti unti nakarecover si Trish..
Isang umaga..isang message ang natanggap ni Trish mula sa kanyang pinakakamamahal na si Chipmunk...
(From Dubai with love)
Chimpunk: shushang shoy sho!na shing hing shung..chit chang chuy la!mayingchowchow!chulaykwayla nyung tsa gang wa! sing shu way to!chuna ching chong chi.. bangkera kway la chengchang! haaaaiiiyyy..shi shu shwanget sha!
Natrinaslate naman ng boyfriend nya...
Mark's Translation:(ginagaya ang boses ni Chimpunk) hay naku momi! rason nya lang yung nagsasawa sya.. remember.. been there.. done that! chaka doll naman yang pinalit sayu.. mukang manikang nilublub sa putikan.. pabayaan mo na sya momi! hindi sya kawalan.. love u!miss u!
Tuwang tuwa si Trish sa pinapakita ng mga friends nyang support.. Trish started smiling again.. nawawala na ang sakit na nararamdaman nya.. Ngunit..
(Ube.. Bangkera.. Maldita)
Isang gabi habang nakatambay si Trish at ang Ate nya sa cofi shoppe.. Her ate confessed that she checked the webpage of Dodong and her new girlfriend.. The next words that came out of her ate's mouth made Trish's blood boil because of anger..
Ate: I saw her page and there was a caption saved for everyone to see... aside from that.. I also saw the new message of the girl when I checked Dodong site..
Trish: So what did she say..
Ate: Well.. she feels like the richest person in the world..something like that..
Trish: hay nako ate.. alam muna ag mga hampas lupa..nakakain lang ng imported kala mo mayaman na ren...hmm.. mukang interesante yan ha.. ill chek her page nga..
And so... the following morning.. She immdiately checked her page.. read the posts and messages coming from her TRUE friends.. She nervously checked Dodongs page and saw the girls message..
"DaRLiNg.. MiSs U.. EhEhEhe...I DonT ReALLy KnoW whY Im MiSsIn U AgAd.. EHEheHehe.. EvEryDaY NaMAn TaYu MagKaSaMa..eHeHehe..DoNt ForGet.. iLl W8 U ThEre In ThE PaNtALan.. DoNT foRgEt My SpAm HuH.. EhEhEhe..."
After checking the message she went directly to the girls page...
Trish felt bad when she read the message... naisip nya na the girl was using her ex to get the stuff that she never had..
"Sa wakas! Nakatungtung den ako sa langit..simula na ng pagbabago ng mundo ko..naakit ka sa malabilasa kung katawan..akin ka na ngayon!eHehe..Ngayon sabhn mo sinung panalo sateng dalawa?ikaw!oo ikaw!sagutin mo.."
That was the last straw.. The Bitchy side began crawling through her spine..
Trish: "Mabait ako.. pero hindi ako santa.. Tao ako.. Tinapakan na nga nila ang pride ko.. Hindi man lang ako nirespeto..Hindi nya kilala ang kinalaban nya.. Makikita nya.."
Inayos ni Trish ang page nya.. at sinave ang message nato..
"natututo akong magpakumbaba sa mga panget na tulad mo..pero isa lang masasabi ko.. balutin mo man sarili mo sa spam.. bangkera ka paden..amoy meatloaf.. bleh.."
To be continued..
Monday, May 12, 2008
Princesa ng Bangkera Episode II(Mahal..Sakal..Kalas..)
Trish and Dodong are both addicted to "Gunbound".. Walang araw ang hindi sila ng oonline..One day.. they accidentally bumped into each other..
Don pepot: hi..
Donya trish : Hey
(don pepot and donya trish are their game ids when they play gunbound..)
dp: galing mo pala no.. im pretty impressed!
dt : Hindi naman..
dp: cgru math major mo?
dt: hindi bakit?
dp: ang galing mo sa angles at range..
dt: nyeh! chamba lang yun..
dp: hindi mathematician ka talaga no!..
dt: panu mo naman nasabi..
dp: u add joy to my life.. u subtract the pain i am feeling..u multiply the beats of my heart and if u divide it..ur name is written inside...
dt: *sort'a kilig* watevah!
Ang simpleng usapan.. nauwi sa ligawan..cyberspace love affair ang labanan..
(Ligaw mode)
dp: I heart u
dt: chorva lang yan..
dp: hindi.. chuvachuchu na to!
dt: are u sure?panu si super ex mu?
dp: deadma bear na un.. i lurvee you..todo na toh!
dt: promise yan? walang eklabu..
dp: cross my heart and hope to die!
dt: cge na nga.. I heart u 2..
April 11, 2005 they were officially a couple.. from cybermode..textmode sila..
(Moments of Love..)
dp: eat na u?eat na me?
dt: miss me!miss u?
dp:where na u!d2 na me?
dt:sleep na me!sleep na u?
dp: love u?love me?
dt:love u 2? love me 2?
After 6 months.. They finally met..
(The eyeball..)
dp:*in his deepest visayan voice* hi hunie..this is por yu.. (about dip and dots na bubblegum and vanilla flavor)
dt: oh my..wow.. nagabala ka pa..ang sweet mo tlaga *blushing*
dp: tara hunie my lab su swet.. lits exferyens cufi der in the cufi experyens..
dt: lead the way my hunie bunch..cutie pie..(H.H.W.W)
But every relationship has its ups and down..
(texting..fighting..hurting)
dt:hun.. asan ka?
after 30 minutes..
dt: tulog ka ba? text me pagising mo..
after 2 hours..
dt: hun? hun?
after 4 hours..
dt: hun anu ba?
dt:hun galit ka ba?
dt:asan ka ba? magtext ka naman!
dt:hun? my kalyo ng daliri ko ayaw mo pang magreply jan!
after 6 more hours..
dt: lintik! hun-huntayin mo bang magwala ako bago ka magtext..
(beep..beep..)
dp:sorry.. hang over! just woke up...
dt: aaaaaarrrrrrrgghhhh .... (naging incredible hulk!)
There are times when they thought they almost had it..
(Ooopss.. ooohh.. oh no!)
dt: hunnie, I think Im preggy
dp: panu mo naman nasabi?
dt: d pa ako nagkakaron e..
dp: anu ka.. puberty stage plang?
dt: tanga! 4 months na..
dp: d kaya menopause ka na..
dt: *taas kilay* hindi ako ng bibiro..
There are times when Cupid plays tricks on them..
dt: puros ka volleyball..volleyball..
dp: anu ka ba naman! wag ka na magalit (iyak mode)
dt: sawa na ako sa volleyball.. ayuko na!!
dp: please pagusapan naten to!
dt: saksak mo yang volleyball na yan sa muka mo...volleyball..volleyball..hindi ba pwedeng basketball paminsan minsan!
dp: *sniff**with matching tulo uhog*.. sige.. kung d na talaga kita mapipigilan..kung san ka masaya.. im letting you go..
dt: (yakap).. eto naman joke lang.. tara nuod na tayo ng volleyball
After two years of love and Joy.. Dodong started to act different and wanted to break up with Trish..
(The first break up)
dp: its not u.. its me..
dt: what do u mean?
dp: i need space..
dt: tangna mo! e d pumunta kang outerspace..
dp: im serious.. i wanna find my self.. i wanna explore.. i wanna be free..
dt: nek nek mo! find yourself?are u lost..explore?scientist ka?free..bat nakakulong kaba.. (naghehesterikal)
dp: aaaahh! basta! bahala ka ayuko na muna!
dt: huhuhuhuhuh!boohooo!!waaahh!!
But god has been very good and he gave their relationship another chance..
Trish thought everything will be perfectly fine..but she was wrong..
Dodong decided to break up with Trish again!
(The big break up..)
dp: lahat ng araw kinuha mo!
dt: excuse me.. twice a week lang ako makipagkita sayu.. minsan hindi pa nga!
dp: e basta.. nagsasawa na ako..
dt: pe..
dp: its over..
dt: ba..
dp: hindi mo ba narinig ayoko na!
dt: hi..
dp:anu ba!hindi mo ba naiintindihan!
dt: lintik ka.. ayaw mo akong pagsalitain hayuf ka! e d ober kung ober! O. A mo! (wok awt)
( background music : the art of letting go)
Trish thought there was something fishy goin on.. So she did a lil investigating.. and she found out the truth..
(the truth will set you free! kill me)
The new girlfriend's message...
"dArLiNg..I MiSs U So MuCh.. MiSs Mo Ba Me?MaLaPiT N uNg UmALis.. I kNoW NamaN ItS FoR yOuR FuTure.. LuBos LuBusIn NaLaNg NatEn AnG NaTiTirAnG PaNahOn.. Oo NgA PaLa, WaG U kAKaLiMuTang DaLhaN Me Ng SpAm HA! AnTaYin KiTa Sa PaNtALan..Akin Ka LanG Ha! LoVe You!"
(To be continued...)
Don pepot: hi..
Donya trish : Hey
(don pepot and donya trish are their game ids when they play gunbound..)
dp: galing mo pala no.. im pretty impressed!
dt : Hindi naman..
dp: cgru math major mo?
dt: hindi bakit?
dp: ang galing mo sa angles at range..
dt: nyeh! chamba lang yun..
dp: hindi mathematician ka talaga no!..
dt: panu mo naman nasabi..
dp: u add joy to my life.. u subtract the pain i am feeling..u multiply the beats of my heart and if u divide it..ur name is written inside...
dt: *sort'a kilig* watevah!
Ang simpleng usapan.. nauwi sa ligawan..cyberspace love affair ang labanan..
(Ligaw mode)
dp: I heart u
dt: chorva lang yan..
dp: hindi.. chuvachuchu na to!
dt: are u sure?panu si super ex mu?
dp: deadma bear na un.. i lurvee you..todo na toh!
dt: promise yan? walang eklabu..
dp: cross my heart and hope to die!
dt: cge na nga.. I heart u 2..
April 11, 2005 they were officially a couple.. from cybermode..textmode sila..
(Moments of Love..)
dp: eat na u?eat na me?
dt: miss me!miss u?
dp:where na u!d2 na me?
dt:sleep na me!sleep na u?
dp: love u?love me?
dt:love u 2? love me 2?
After 6 months.. They finally met..
(The eyeball..)
dp:*in his deepest visayan voice* hi hunie..this is por yu.. (about dip and dots na bubblegum and vanilla flavor)
dt: oh my..wow.. nagabala ka pa..ang sweet mo tlaga *blushing*
dp: tara hunie my lab su swet.. lits exferyens cufi der in the cufi experyens..
dt: lead the way my hunie bunch..cutie pie..(H.H.W.W)
But every relationship has its ups and down..
(texting..fighting..hurting)
dt:hun.. asan ka?
after 30 minutes..
dt: tulog ka ba? text me pagising mo..
after 2 hours..
dt: hun? hun?
after 4 hours..
dt: hun anu ba?
dt:hun galit ka ba?
dt:asan ka ba? magtext ka naman!
dt:hun? my kalyo ng daliri ko ayaw mo pang magreply jan!
after 6 more hours..
dt: lintik! hun-huntayin mo bang magwala ako bago ka magtext..
(beep..beep..)
dp:sorry.. hang over! just woke up...
dt: aaaaaarrrrrrrgghhhh .... (naging incredible hulk!)
There are times when they thought they almost had it..
(Ooopss.. ooohh.. oh no!)
dt: hunnie, I think Im preggy
dp: panu mo naman nasabi?
dt: d pa ako nagkakaron e..
dp: anu ka.. puberty stage plang?
dt: tanga! 4 months na..
dp: d kaya menopause ka na..
dt: *taas kilay* hindi ako ng bibiro..
There are times when Cupid plays tricks on them..
dt: puros ka volleyball..volleyball..
dp: anu ka ba naman! wag ka na magalit (iyak mode)
dt: sawa na ako sa volleyball.. ayuko na!!
dp: please pagusapan naten to!
dt: saksak mo yang volleyball na yan sa muka mo...volleyball..volleyball..hindi ba pwedeng basketball paminsan minsan!
dp: *sniff**with matching tulo uhog*.. sige.. kung d na talaga kita mapipigilan..kung san ka masaya.. im letting you go..
dt: (yakap).. eto naman joke lang.. tara nuod na tayo ng volleyball
After two years of love and Joy.. Dodong started to act different and wanted to break up with Trish..
(The first break up)
dp: its not u.. its me..
dt: what do u mean?
dp: i need space..
dt: tangna mo! e d pumunta kang outerspace..
dp: im serious.. i wanna find my self.. i wanna explore.. i wanna be free..
dt: nek nek mo! find yourself?are u lost..explore?scientist ka?free..bat nakakulong kaba.. (naghehesterikal)
dp: aaaahh! basta! bahala ka ayuko na muna!
dt: huhuhuhuhuh!boohooo!!waaahh!!
But god has been very good and he gave their relationship another chance..
Trish thought everything will be perfectly fine..but she was wrong..
Dodong decided to break up with Trish again!
(The big break up..)
dp: lahat ng araw kinuha mo!
dt: excuse me.. twice a week lang ako makipagkita sayu.. minsan hindi pa nga!
dp: e basta.. nagsasawa na ako..
dt: pe..
dp: its over..
dt: ba..
dp: hindi mo ba narinig ayoko na!
dt: hi..
dp:anu ba!hindi mo ba naiintindihan!
dt: lintik ka.. ayaw mo akong pagsalitain hayuf ka! e d ober kung ober! O. A mo! (wok awt)
( background music : the art of letting go)
Trish thought there was something fishy goin on.. So she did a lil investigating.. and she found out the truth..
(the truth will set you free! kill me)
The new girlfriend's message...
"dArLiNg..I MiSs U So MuCh.. MiSs Mo Ba Me?MaLaPiT N uNg UmALis.. I kNoW NamaN ItS FoR yOuR FuTure.. LuBos LuBusIn NaLaNg NatEn AnG NaTiTirAnG PaNahOn.. Oo NgA PaLa, WaG U kAKaLiMuTang DaLhaN Me Ng SpAm HA! AnTaYin KiTa Sa PaNtALan..Akin Ka LanG Ha! LoVe You!"
(To be continued...)
Episode I.. (The Lady.. The guy.. and the Unknown..)
Somewhere in Quezon City..
There was a beautiful Lady named Trish.. She lived in a huge house with a big lawn.. Her dad and mom were well known because of their business.. Her ate was very successful in her chosen field of work.. She studied in an exclusive school for girls.. She was brought up with manners and etiquette that would fit for a real princess.. She was given more than enough.. Best clothes..shoes..stuff not all can afford..
Despite of being well off and quite famous.. She was never a brat.. She learned how to mingle with average peeps.. She was so humble and kind..She was a perfect example of an "it" girl..Everyone envied her..Who wouldn't be? She was beautiful in and out..
Somewhere not in Luzon...
A guy who doesn't really know what he wants in life.. He was given everything.. All the things that he desired.. Yet.. he knows that there is a missing puzzle inside his heart that needs to be completed to satisfy his existence..Alone?yes!confused?yes!unhappy? yes! his name.. Dodong..
Somewhere out there..
Banky..a girl with a big dream.. Dreams that can never be a reality.. She tried reaching the stars but she keeps getting the wrong one.. She tried pretending to be a star.. But she never succeeded.. Now the only hope is finding someone who can help her become the girl that she wanted to be.. she wants to be inside the crowd..She also wants to be an "it" girl..
Two different souls.. connected by cyberspace.. Two different worlds connected by an online game..both searching for true love..searching for someone who they can call mine..
A girl hungry for fame..fortune.. She who will do anything just to reach her dreams.. She will do anything to experience being a socialite..even if it means breaking hearts and hurting other people...
Friday, May 9, 2008
Sneak Preview..
A sneak preview of the up coming blogaserye....
Princesa ng bangkera
(Bangka, Bangkay, babay!)
"Ang lugar kung san nagsimula ang lahat.."
Actors and Actresses (Part II)
I now present to you the supporting Actor and Actresses of the up coming Blogaserye..
Princesa ng Bangkera
(bangka, bangkay, babay!)
Ria Victoria Mallybanny, Mia Matches and Raquel Ranny-Oz-a!
as
Donya Ria, Donya Mia and Donya Rockee
(The Gimikeras)
Eiffel Ruffles
as
"Grumpy"
Mace Zee
as
"Barbie the Rak Star"
Mark Benny Toes
as
"Love Team ni Joey"
Jamina Pack-yo!
as
"The Bamboo"
Aurea Carmen Press
as
"The Chipmunk bestfriend"
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